Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

[petal54]

can spare that many,as have waterworks problems

[pericat]

In his case I don't know if better out than in is the best thing. Anyway melons any chance of knitting me a pair - I prefer scratchy wool for my undergarments. I've brought a single stringed guitar for some entertainment later if anyone can play !

[Mamyalynne]

No bother petal i will step into the breach dib dib
ko milady nowt worse than a dry pot

will make a selection

[ladyalex]

How will you be able to put the fires out, petal ?

[slinky.kate]

ladyalex your man just soaked me and chased me up the path,he thinks i have come to burgle him,i brought a bunch of flowers for you but all the heads fell off,when i whacked your man

[Mamyalynne]

oh heck petal will get me mop

does everyone like garlicky dips

[petal54]

guard duty at madam twosword,there's a run on wax

[ladyalex]

Just seen your latest post, Mamya...you are the perfect retainer...no amount of work too much trouble.

[petal54]

ther's a local mp's moat(sorry not wish to be too political this early)

[ladyalex]

Has lordalex run into the estate ?
If he has, that will be fine, we'll get some peace and he'll eventually be brought home by some kind estate worker. (They all love him, even though he keeps calling them revolting pheasants.)

[ladyalex]

What has run on the wax, by the way ? Was it lordalex ? Will his shoes be all slippy ?

[pericat]

May I offer a pot of my cucumber and parsnip dip for the potatoes?

[Mamyalynne]

mel0ns theres rationing on clues but not on booze

[alexanderd]

mlady just seen lordalex in the garden playing chess with a serving wench but everytime she moves a piece he shouts "Snap" and clears the board, what is he on tonight?

[slinky.kate]

hello,hello,can you hear me,or am i being ignored.

[Mamyalynne]

the more dips the merrier

sorry didn`t get the mp moat thing??

i shall retrieve hisludship when i takes Alfie out for his walkies

[petal54]

will there be fireworks tonight,so i can pur bigs in the butlers pantry,food sounds very tastytoday.not keen on silage though,hope some for the llamasthough

[ladyalex]

That Tonic Wine is mighty powerful stuff.

If he's happy snapping the maid, i think we should just leave him alone.

[Mamyalynne]

hello slinkt you are soo slim now hardly saw you come in