Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

[ladyalex]

get the tonic wine away from petal...I know only too well the effect it had on lordalex. Trust me, we don't want petal running amok on it too.

[Mamyalynne]

medic who he?I is matron of all I survey

[alexanderd]

petal running amock...is that an angram? I think I need help

[Mamyalynne]

Elixir for Pru will make a new woman of you

[ladyalex]

I don't think she's quite 'right' Matron...perhaps you have something that she could take, or be given ?

diashe...dizzy..valium maybe ?

[alexanderd]

I meant anagram!!!

[caththecrazy]

/hello All

Drink ahoy - I'm in a state of mindless mind ful - oh just give me a large one of those things....

Mr & Master Crazy have the man flu and been in bed all day then I come her ean dsee his lordship trying to shot Elly and Humprehey with a gun and some wench shouting snap then not you at some long thing with big teeth and a ring of sausages

Matron matreon

[ladyalex]

That would be PLATE, alexanderd

[ladyalex]

Oh dear, the sick list is growing tonight.
So sorry to hear of you and crazyman's manflu, cath....have you recovered a bit? (I know that crazy man could not possibly lift his head for at least another 24-48 hours, it's his flu after all.)

[ladyalex]

Sorry, cath, mis-read your post, didn't realise that you had two of them with Y chromosomes ailing....you poor soul. Have a rest here until you feel a little better. Expect you will have another few days of fetching and carrying before they decide that the footie is on or something, so they are beter.

[Mamyalynne]

don`t panic its only a cold will bottle some of my magic potion up

whal emeats nearly cooked milady

[pericat]

Ladyalex I must insist you get someone to restrain his lordship - he just pulled me into the bushes and forced me to paint his toenail. Anybody got any WD40 I'm feeling the vapours coming on .

[petal54]

the medic is now on a medical emergancy,so all back in your safe hands matron,anyone tea and toasted crumpets

[ladyalex]

Matron, matron....we need the straightjacket for his lordship again.

[pericat]

Any pickled eggs, herrings, cabbage or onions about, I'm starving

[caththecrazy]

master Crazy is only 4 - he's too young for medication - I need the medication for me......

Ohh shall we play musical recliners or musical zimmer frames????? I can hear the music and it's tra la la

pericat what colour are his lordships toe nails - only he's wearing abright orange skirt on his hat and we don't want it clashing.......

[Mamyalynne]

did no one eat before they came theres rationing to consider you know

don`t fret milady have hislud trussed up in the potting shed till the effects of the tonic wine wear off
who wanted a wd40 sling cocktail?

[ladyalex]

I always favour musical zimmers..reminds me of Shirley Abicaire...anyone else remember her ?

[ladyalex]

I knew I could rely on you, Mamya.

If you keep this up, I'll have to increase your wages again.

[slinky.kate]

dont want to use all my weight watchers points so i'll just stick to the drink,they did say drink plenty of fluids