Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

[alexanderd]

I think you should hve a lie down Mamyalynne dont forget you are on night duty at the home for fallen women tonight. Dont want to turn up there under the ifule. iflunr...drunk do you

[Mamyalynne]

oh no they got humph and ellie? am gonna evac evic i mena hide Alfie

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya no they've gone the one in town next to the market. Don't know what it.s called

[ladyalex]

I think we have to attack the chip shop.
Humph and Ellie are our friends, we cannot let people eat them...it would take too long anyway...

[Pyrrho]

ladyalex
Guilty on both counts.
How much are the subs ?
Can I be on the club committee ?

[Mamyalynne]

that used be a mecca (happy days with me ma there - even saw the bee gees and gene pitney live when was the odeon)

[Mamyalynne]

can`t lie down will never get up again just prop me in the corner and some smelly salts and all will be well

[ladyalex]

I thi k it would still count as a pilgrimage, though liverfoo...they're travelling there, they're praying, they could come back richer for the experience....

[alexanderd]

Ladyalex dont worry i have rescued humph and ellie and left cardboard cutouts in there place.

[Pyrrho]

mamyalynne
Cheers. Mines a large one.

[caththecrazy]

. Wouldn't want to see those blue flashing lights in my mirrors lol

Liverpoolfoo - just close your eyes when you're driving its what me and mammy do cos it can be scary ont he road especially when you're driving a fire engine oe a bus.....

No no elly is an elly and humprehey is a humprehey - oh no you mean they might be eaten ? Oh no where is lord alex m'lady with his 12 bore shot gun when you need him?

Man the cannons

[ladyalex]

Attention everyone...we've got a warm one here.

Of course you can become a member, Pyrrho and I'm sure there will be a space for you on one of our sub-committees, if not the actual committee.
We have never actually discussed subs before, but I'm sure that Mamya can put you straight on wages etc.

[ladyalex]

Saved by alexanderd (again)

[Mamyalynne]

welcome drink for pyrrho

ooh yes i loved the fire engine drive was fun

poo don`t worry bout the boys in blue lights they know me wink wink

[ladyalex]

Call of the attack on the chip shop.

Alexanderd, you deserve a medal.

[alexanderd]

happy to oblige mlady i have left ellie and humphry playing croquet on the lawn if thats ok

[Mamyalynne]

how much do you want pyrrho to pay you milady he may be in dire circs like myself a poor widow woman paying all her pence to the manor

[ladyalex]

As long as they're not showing any lights..remember the zeppelins may be along any time now.

[Mamyalynne]

a medal indeed shall i phone the palace to see if the King is available

[caththecrazy]

who is that man with the long grey beard and black hat with a crutch under his arm - must make it difficult....

He seems to be swaying and saying something......