Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

[Mamyalynne]

aww pericat thankyou is there room for my Alfie in too?

[Mamyalynne]

here he is

http://consejo.bz/belize/images/animals/herbivores/agouti.jpg

[caththecrazy]

I think the gun cabinet is where the guns are and that would be in the cabinet with the lock in the

ohh look those purple things are sticking our their pink suckers - aah what is that

mammy I don't think they like us - will I call immigration to tkae them away

[Mamyalynne]

what number for the alien team

9 9 9 ????

[pericat]

I shall include a spare face cloth for alfie mamya he should be quite comfortable. I will slip in some raw beetroot for him and a jar of potted shrimp for yourself

[Mamyalynne]

this is beginning to sound like luxury we aren`t in a shed are we?

[caththecrazy]

just ring 999 anyway and then if we like what we see we'll entertain them and if we don't we'll send them out to sort the purple ones.....

[Mamyalynne]

oh cathy remember the trouble we`ve had afore surely we can take em on ourselves

[pericat]

I must fly - 'Twas lovely conversing with you all this evening - I'm sure my bruises will fade soon and I can barely feel my broken leg - see you all soon

[Mamyalynne]

they may be related to the pink and orange blobbies and come to take them home?

[Mamyalynne]

oh peri did yer slip have tried to keep the floor dry but difficult with all these waterworks problems night night and ta for the basket

♥

[caththecrazy]

peri becareful on the way go home and mind the morons from the bewi you know the home for the bewildered...

Nite

mammy I think those bloobbies or blobbies those things may belong to the home for the bewildered too.

Shall I shoo them off the windows with the mop or get Elly to hose them down with her trunk

[Mamyalynne]

get ellie on the case yes she needs to earn her keeep

[caththecrazy]

Whosh there they go oh look ....

these drinks are a credit to your bar man err bar maid skills .....

Alfie is awfully quiet is he asleep?

[pericat]

Just flee back to tell you there is a pet baby monkey for sale in the CB - a bit troublesome and not the brightest little thing - can you stick a notice up mamya - cath I think you tried to corner him in there !

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie fast asleei in my old slipper and no monkeys please pericat far too mischiv mescev err naughty

[caththecrazy]

Peri he isn't for sale the owner can't give him away...

idiot he shouldn't start to have a go at someone when they aren't there and besides he said he's google it well I'm still waiting.... for my answers....

and we don't have a licence for dangerous animals...... ha ha ha

[Mamyalynne]

Oh you mean the apelet no way is he genuine, and alfie just growled !!!

[caththecrazy]

mammy Alfe is a good judge of character and if he growled at the mention of the apes name think what he'd do - no no no and her ladyship would not stand for it and certainly not sit for it but his lordship might want to shoot it I suppose but with his aim....

Is Pink calling in do you think

[Mamyalynne]

oh me little pinky twinky yes, though i think she said she was off away somewhere