Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry for the delay have been attending to grandmotherly duties

[petal54]

mamyalynne,not calling you a croc,just the bags

[ladyalex]

Are we going somewhere in a crocodile like last week ?

I think I'll need a stiff tailcock before that...can I have my usual Pernod and Bailleys, please ?

[Meg]

Evening Mi'lady, how are Ellie and Humph, and of course Alfie, I've been somewhere else for a while. Not sure where, went on a big boat to see some Canaries, saw a few sparrows and Magpies and a few islands, think they pulled the wool over my eyes again.

[Mamyalynne]

crazy cathy said she was matron sniff I can stay then ?

Goody!!!

Have brought some pernod flapjacks too

[ladyalex]

Hope you had a good time, Miss Meg. Have you been an orthin orinth thingy who watches birds for long ?

[caththecrazy]

Mammy I started off my saying mammy I am matron I meant

Mammy sorry I mean matron - you know I can't spell - or type - and I defo can't be matron I can't get the trolley to work - I'm only good for the mopping

[ladyalex]

I think your answer is in cath's name, Mamya....sometimes she gets a bit wandered and thinks she's someone else.
I believe she thought she was Cherie once.

[Mamyalynne]

oh miss meg how nice i used to have a budgie called kelly

ellie humph and alfie are all fine dunno about the croc

[alexanderd]

did you say cherries Ladyalex I will have one in my pernod please

[Mamyalynne]

oh cathy did not know you had keyboardexia is okay then

[ladyalex]

Cherie, alexanderd, Cherie. I don't think even cath would lthink she was a fruit......well maybe she might.....
ANyway, Matron is in charge of the drinks trolley, you'll have to submit your request for a cherry to her...probably in triplicate

[caththecrazy]

Well my grandad used to call me a fruit and nut case (crazzzzzzzyyyyy ness runs in the family you know)

Ohh I think I could be a pineaplle - I didn't know we were playing charades....

[Mamyalynne]

think there are some left over will wipe the fluff off and the umberollies will do another outing too here we are a pitcher of pimms (couldn`t get a real bottle you see)

[Mamyalynne]

charades what fun just like a real party

[mccfluff]

excuse me i don't need wiping off.....

sorry i'm under 50 am i allowed i have wine?

[Meg]

Is mamya still matron and is Lady alex still in charge? I'm getting confused, don't want to be put with the bewildered lot. Kelly is a fab name for a parrot.

[caththecrazy]

what is the raffle tonight ? I have some balls of fluff - they are quite old I found them under the bed (they may be antique don't you know)

Mamy is always matron except when she is just matron ...

Kelly the parrott when did shefly in?

[ladyalex]

Did Kelly the parrot have one eye ? and was he from the Isle of Man ?

McFluff, you can only join this club if you can provide some sort of evidence of madness. being over fifty is optional. Usually we take it that wanting to join is evidence enough.
Unless you're in disguise and from the Home for the bewildered . We don't let that riff raff in here.
Miss meg, it was a total mix up about Matron..Mamya is still rolling the trolley.

[Mamyalynne]

no my budgie kelly is `no more`

the fluff was on the cherries and not the mac and mcfluff is allowed if mad

balls are allowed for raffle prizes

[Naomicorlett]

Evening all ! I have mixed up mine own tailc0ck and have got mailibu and pernod with a splash of cider. Been dancing around the indoor upstairs mezzanine conservatoire practicing my strictly go dancing moves. Anybody care to join me ? We can dance stately as a galleon.