Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry for the delay have been attending to grandmotherly duties

[caththecrazy]

ohh ohh it's ohhh

I be a little while now ohhh ohhh yes a little bit more than a little while...

[Naomicorlett]

oh ok then.

[Mamyalynne]

0000

[ladyalex]

It's gone a bit quiet in here.
Has everyone moved to another room ?

Or are they all searching for aus ?

[caththecrazy]

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I don't know if you can eat him though mammy it would be like cannabalistic?????

[Naomicorlett]

I am here Miss. Please Miss i am here !! It's me !! I am here sitting quietly in the corner. I AM HERE !! oh for ggodness sake turn your hearing aid on and find your glasses !!

[caththecrazy]

Naomi calm down dear calm down - you need more tailcocks you do really

[Mamyalynne]

naomi i cah hear you heres another drink would you like a pastie?

my gran used to grow au bretias

[ladyalex]

I cannot find my glasses. I need my glasses to look for my glasses. Has anyone seen them ?
Naomi..have you been asleep ? or just strangely and suspiciously quiet ?
Who is in the corner with you ? I hope it isn't one of the Bewildered.....your good nature gets the better of you sometimes, you know. They're all rogues and rascals.
All of those aus look too young for me. I'll stick with lordalex for the time being.

[Naomicorlett]

Gosh I tought I had gone invis...in vi...thought I could not be seen. Got an autre drinkie now .Calm Calm I am calm.

[ladyalex]

I'd love a pasty, please Mamya.
did you get me a cornichon to go with it ?
I'm looking out for the Aurora Baurealis tonight, but lordalex keep shining his torch in my eyes and shouting 'Put that light out '...he is a dear...

[caththecrazy]

oh goodness do you keep the lights outside?

It's so different living in a house for the nobility than the usual places

[Mamyalynne]

no cornichons milady will pickled red cabbage do

i will take his luds batteries out his torch while i distract him

[Jan1957]

I still can't find that waiter. I've made some more cocktails. Thought for a change we have some Baileys and Tia Maria. Who's got the waiter

[Naomicorlett]

I would like a mini guiness please. Tia Maria topped off with Baileys in a shot glass.

[caththecrazy]

the waiter never talks - I know he's dumb but it is no excuse

Ahh when is the raffle taking place and what are the prizes? No one brought the burke berk that man did they?

[ladyalex]

Can I have large mini guiness , please ?

Thanks for taking his batteries away, Mamya. I don't think it will stop him putting the lights out, though. You know what he's like once he gets an idea in his noddle.

Red cabbage ? Is that some kind of Bolshevik vegetable ?

[Naomicorlett]

Raffle in five mins. Colour purple tonight. I donate a neck warmer in orange fleece.

[ladyalex]

Oh Pickled red cabbage....a drunk bolshevik vegetable...I think I've met some of them before.....depends on how fit they are.

[Mamyalynne]

i have some bruised peaches for the raffle and a pair of lime green bed sox