Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry for the delay have been attending to grandmotherly duties

[craft1948]

ladyalex......I am a founder member........but find this strangely frightening

[ladyalex]

Gosh yes, it's all coming back to me now...you ARE a founder member...but you sometimes don't turn up on club nights.....and you haven't brought a raffle prize for a while.....are you sure you are who you say you are ?
You're not an imppros imporst someone pretending to be Craft ?

[caththecrazy]

I saw Blur and they were great

[ladyalex]

HAve you lost your specs too, cath ?
Is that why you have trouble with the keyboard ?

[Mamyalynne]

hello craft didn`t mean to upset you would you like a pastie ?

I have some roof tiles can i use those in the soup?

[craft1948]

ladyalex.............I don't think anyone would pretend to be me............but thank you for taking a whimsical suggestion and making it into an hilarious event......

[Mamyalynne]

ooh i could bath that damon

[caththecrazy]

I think I took my eyes out somewhere as you do and ....

But my glasses are here it has a pink liquid in one glass and blue in another ...and if I look through it is all wavy blurry and going up and d
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[ladyalex]

Which Damon ?

I am not entirely convinced that you are who you say you are, craft, but why don't you visit us more often ?
We can complete our investigations as to your identity at length.
Are you tall, by the way ?

[caththecrazy]

what a good idea mammy we could make tile soup and sell the receipe and you could have the money for a nest egg. What colour are the tiles????

[ladyalex]

Drink up, cath. I'm sure the blurring will go away soon.

[ladyalex]

You could boil the nest eggs in the soup , thus saving fuel

[Mamyalynne]

Damon Album milady he`s a sinist

I think craft is not as tall as craft once was

[craft1948]

well I used to be 5'6" but I'm more like 5'4".......does this help.....and I have one tatoo...

[Mamyalynne]

that should say he`s a singist my glasses are playing up now has darwen brown been in

[craft1948]

sorry...tattoo

[caththecrazy]

no mammy frayed knot.....

and no men in uniform either....

[Mamyalynne]

terracotta tiles lovely russet shade and an egg would be nice too haven`t had one since the war

told you craft had shrunk

[ladyalex]

It's not nice to make rude comments on people's physical failings, Mamya. I'm sure Damon has a perfectly normal sized bottom.

A tattoo, craft. Are you spinning me a story ? Tempting me to ask where it is and what it is ?
I'm becoming more suspicious of you again.

[caththecrazy]

was that the boer war mammy?

oh the one with the zulus

or the native indians?