Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry for the delay have been attending to grandmotherly duties

[ladyalex]

Antique dust-bunnies.....I think there may be some of them here at the Manor House.....I'll have the under upstairs maid do a search , then we'll send for the Antiques Roadshow.

[caththecrazy]

Miss Meg is was my fault

hangs head in shame - I left out some words when I was typing and I thought that when I shouted out mammy I've done it wrong she would hear but she didn't cos she was getting more tailcocks....

[Naomicorlett]

Oh Kelly from the Isle Of Man . I live next door to him . He is not a parrot.

[ladyalex]

AHHH Stately as a Galleon ...that takes me back to the days of dancing bust to bust

[Mamyalynne]

hi naomi we are happy to let people mix their own tailcocks dear

strictly dancing is ok but mind those heels on the parquet

[Jan1957]

Did someone say crocodile. Are we watching Peter Pan. It's a bit early for panto isn't it? Never too early for cocktails though. Where's that trolley?

[Meg]

I don't like the Isle of Man, spent a week there one afternoon, horrid place!

[ladyalex]

I think we must be in Peter Pan...after all there is a parrot and a galleon and a crocodile. And I'm sure I've seen Tinkerbell around here somewhere. All we need now is Tiger Lily and Mr Smee

[Mamyalynne]

hi jan the tailcocks are on the dumb waiter (catch him he`s a toper)

[alexanderd]

galleon!!Im not going sailing this week I had troublle casting off once before

[ladyalex]

I've never been to the Isle of Man...don't they constantly make everyone do three legged races there on motor
bikes ?

I've been to the Isle of Wight, though. Liked that.

[Meg]

Phew, thank god cath is not in charge of the rubber gloves, hello Naomi, are you still throwing guitars?

[Naomicorlett]

Oh miss meg I am mortally wounded!!! The Isle is a fabby fabby place. except when it rains or is fggy or when it is is windy Oh ok I agree with you. Please donate to the " getmeofftherock" fund I will post bank details later.

[Mamyalynne]

never been across the sea doesn`t it get a bit choppy oooh scary

thought a pastie and pea supper as the nights are so cool now

[Naomicorlett]

Throwing guitars ???? translation please.

[caththecrazy]

Brrrrrrh Brrrrrrhh

Oh Hello

Mammy Mammy It's for you.....

(whispers to the others it's the police station)

[ladyalex]

(In hushed tones.) Has she been phoning again ?

[Mamyalynne]

Hello hello whats going on well just the usual really

[ladyalex]

(whispering) Did you catch who it was, cath ? An Inspector or just a bobby ?

[caththecrazy]

M'lady I think because she hasn't phoned them they were worried and just checking up - it's that Inspector he has a thing for Mammy ....