Mad Over Fifties Club

[boxtops]

Dear members, I am standing outside in the drizzle with the leek and potato soup, and my crusty bread is going floppy. Is anyone attending tonight?

[slinky.kate]

atsgran live in crookston,near barrhead,used to live in the west end of glasgow,partick area

[alexanderd]

I heard Lordalex was into DIY but filing monks is a bit much

[slinky.kate]

will someone come with me,we can take a can of weed killer with us

[ladyalex]

I've tried to stop him, but you know how strong-willed he is sometimes.
He does file *under* monks, though rather than filing monks.

[Mamyalynne]

Its best to keep him away from the convent then just in case

[atsgran]

You've really got your work cut out, does he brush up his own filings or is that part of mamys duties

[Mamyalynne]

slinky I will accompany you and I can have a ciggy too, will keep it away from thr weedkiller

[atsgran]

I'll keep you both company on the ghost hunt as I could do with a ciggy as well, it wont be too scary will it??????

[slinky.kate]

i dont smoke but i'll protect you's with the weed killer

[boxtops]

I'm back - all well? I seem to be overhearing a lot about carrots - is someone offering carrot cake for next week? - if so please put me down for some, I love a good carrot.

[Mamyalynne]

I`m afraid boxtops we are under the impression these are mutant carrots from a faraway land and to be treated with great suspicion

[slinky.kate]

i heard someone mention parsnips as well,is that the carrots cousin??????

[Mamyalynne]

just a pale imitation

[alexanderd]

perhaps these carrots are like crop circles so maybe if we cut them into squares it will confuse the aliens

[boxtops]

Mamyalynne and I have been off rootling around for parsnip cake recipes, so if you have any, we can combine our efforts and bring some next time? My love for root veg remains undiminished, but I'll watch out for the luminous ones on the way out tonight.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, had to see to lordalex. He woke up and had lost his bottle.

Now, are we all ready to beard these parsnips/carrots/turnips in their dens ?

Weedkiller bearers go first.
Spades in the second line and hoes bringing up the rear.

[atsgran]

If your asking who's bring up the rear I'll do it

[alexanderd]

I will bring up the rear with my scythe I will just have a quick hot toddy and be with you

[atsgran]

ok alex, we'll do it together, i'll have a tailcock while you're having a toddy, or toady

[Mamyalynne]

who you calling a hoe!! in this uniform too?

I shall bring my flamethrower (roasted veg allers good)