Mad Over Fifties Club

[boxtops]

Dear members, I am standing outside in the drizzle with the leek and potato soup, and my crusty bread is going floppy. Is anyone attending tonight?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh boxtops, so sorry thought milady was doing the honours are you will to be unofficial host?

[Mamyalynne]

I have some sausages roasting and freshiy baked crusty rolls for supper

[ladyalex]

OOps, soory. Was unavoidably detained....sleeping again.
Good evening everyone.
Leek and potato soup, eh. One of my favourites.

[boxtops]

If you think I am up to it.... my first night was last week so you will have to forgive me if my Ps & Qs aren't up to scratch. I will stand in until milady emerges. However I can't get in, I left early last week so can you get in through the back window again?

[Mamyalynne]

There the doors are open thanks to you and we shall huddle by the fire to see if anyone else attends

[Mamyalynne]

Evening milady so sorry I was tardy in my appearance

[alexanderd]

have been jogging in the gasden waitjng for the door to open got some salami and a tin of spam but could do with some of that soup boxtops, could warm the cockles

[boxtops]

O phew milady, am I glad to see you! We have soup and sausages and I can always refresh my droopy bread - otherwise we'll eat mamyalynne's. I hope they've fixed the toilets this week.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure your P's and Q's are exemplary, boxtops.
Am also v much looking forward to the sausages.
I will provide the brown sauce and I think we can have a bottle or three from the cellar.

[ladyalex]

Hello alexanderd. Hope you haven't done yourself a mischief with all that jogging.

[ladyalex]

And hello , of course to Mamyalynne.
So pleased to see you again. Have you had your new uniform fitted yet ?
Lordalex has talked of little else all week.

[boxtops]

Soup's reheating everyone, it got a bit diluted in the rain but it'll be ready in a couple of minutes - if you would like to help yourselves from the hotplate.

[Mamyalynne]

evening alex hope there s no chafing and would welcome some warming soup

[atsgran]

Hello everybody, still crosswording as I have been out all day, but I'll try and pop in now and again, could you keep me a bowl of soup and a bit of soggy crusty bread please, just incase Ta

[alexanderd]

if you would permit my lady I would like to hire the big hall for a fitness for the over 50 club
The itinerary is set out here: Take two 5lb bags of potatoes and hold them at arms length for as long as possible.Week 2 take two 10 lb bags of potatos and hold them at arms length for as long as possible, with practice all members should manage one minute. Week three use 15lb bags of potatoe ( I am at this stage). Week 4 add a potato to each bag. I am sure we will all be fit as fiddles in no time

[ladyalex]

I'm sure we can find a corner to stash some soup and bread for you, atsgran.

See you later.

Does any one know what the talk is to be on tonight ?
(Hope it isn't crotcheting again)

[Mamyalynne]

I`m glad his ludship liked the new uniform, was an update on the last

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[boxtops]

I may have to come and go myself, milady, but I will be back - several calls on my time tonight, but I had to show my face (and bring the soup)! I will keep popping in (I will remember to wipe my feet as the grounds are very muddy tonight).

[Mamyalynne]

alex how wonderful we will be able to cut our toenails without bending LOL

[alexanderd]

like the uniform Mamyalynne but hope his lordship is tied down when you arrive