Mad Over 50`s Club is now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence as she dotes on her Dowafer Aunt, may I welcom you to the club.

Things may be a little quiet if people are away or spending family time, but all are welcome and a veritable feast of nibbles are assembled in the lower upper dining hall. A vat of tailcocks is chilling and will be served soon.

As is our usual annual practice there will be an egg decorating competition, the more unusual the better but as usual please keep it clean. A prize will be awarded and this is a super hamper of Eastergoodies including chocs, a toy bunny and of course the two pheasants his Ludship bagged yesterday.

We were to have a talk on ` Teaching Granny to suck Eggs` but Miss Eglantine Zucker has been rushed to casualty with a throat obstruction, so we shall have o make our own fun.

Mamya

[Mamyalynne]

Dowager Aunt^

[petal54]

happy egg coddling,only a brief visit,been a long day,cleaning the duck pond. what was the obstruction in miss Zuckers throat? did she swallow the whole egg practicing for this evening

[Mamyalynne]

seems that way petal you take it easy now, thanks for popping my

[boxtops]

Hi Mamya, thank you for opening the door, the rabbits are getting impatient behind me. Hippetty Hoppetty - oops there they go, skittering off up the main staircase!

[lardhelmet]

Off to the local hostelry for an ale or two mamya. Can we call in at yours on the way back? We'll bring a bottle?

[poodicat]

Good evening mamya i need instruction into the ways of such club?

[Mamyalynne]

All welcome this evening, wouldn`t mind a newky broon.

Hiya boxtops, Cara and lardhelmet

[Mamyalynne]

poodicat we make our own fun and its really open to all you can be either over 50 or mad or bboth it doesn`y matter, but must be kept clean as we have special dispensation from ED to be in the wrong topic. This could of course be revoked if we misbehve.

[Mamyalynne]

For anyone wishing to make a start on their egg decoration which can be added to as the evening wears on, there is a large tray of eggs and lots of craft materials for you in the lesser greater rear front library.

[Mamyalynne]

Thankyou Cara Mia ♥

[boxtops]

Poodi do come on in, welcome from over the road. It sounds as if it may be quiet tonight, at least early on, but we care share the tailcocks with the others. Mamya makes a ripping tailcock. You only have to watch out for his lordship, I don't know if he's lurking, mamya will advise - he has a tendency to take potshops and roam about if mamya doesn't see to him. There is usually a raffle, have you got anything with you? I have brought a 2010 calendar and a rather gritty walnut cake.

[boxtops]

Mamya there is a snake in the conservatory, I think he has eaten some of the eggs, he has unexplained lumps in his longness....

[Mamyalynne]

Well I am sure his Lud is in the turret room, but if he hears those rabbits scurrying , I do worry that he may flip. Better make sure the gun cabinet is locked. Will slip him a toddy soon, tailcocks are served help yourselves.

[Meg]

Hello all, sorry I'm late, had trouble slipping past reception. I have disguised myself as the Easter bunny. Egg decorating sounds fun.

[slinky.kate]

hello everyone ,just popped in to say hello and a happy easter to one and all x x x x x

[julia-mag]

ALLO, ALLO, Wot be the name of this strange castile then, ? We thought it was a drive thru' foodie place like us 'ave's back home, but if you have to catch the pesky rabbit first...............whoops , i've joined the rest of the layabouts, ....

[Mamyalynne]

Evening meg, katy and julia and please help yourself to nibbles and drinks

[Mamyalynne]

Julis we don`t actually give the big houses name out to save us from visits from undesirables, but we don`t have to catch the abbits ourselves, Milud is a good shot, but he`s tucked up with a hot toddy at the moment and thats for the best.