In her Ladyships absence as she dotes on her Dowafer Aunt, may I welcom you to the club.
Things may be a little quiet if people are away or spending family time, but all are welcome and a veritable feast of nibbles are assembled in the lower upper dining hall. A vat of tailcocks is chilling and will be served soon.
As is our usual annual practice there will be an egg decorating competition, the more unusual the better but as usual please keep it clean. A prize will be awarded and this is a super hamper of Eastergoodies including chocs, a toy bunny and of course the two pheasants his Ludship bagged yesterday.
We were to have a talk on ` Teaching Granny to suck Eggs` but Miss Eglantine Zucker has been rushed to casualty with a throat obstruction, so we shall have o make our own fun.
Guess I will be leaving now, no lights on the unicycle so I will have to keep to the back roads, hope to be here next week all being well. goodnight to whoever is left
Club closing, anyone needing coats from cloakroom have a few minutes then doors locked and drawbridge up till 8pm next saturday when winners of egg deco comp will be announced.