Mad Over 50`s Club is now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence as she dotes on her Dowafer Aunt, may I welcom you to the club.

Things may be a little quiet if people are away or spending family time, but all are welcome and a veritable feast of nibbles are assembled in the lower upper dining hall. A vat of tailcocks is chilling and will be served soon.

As is our usual annual practice there will be an egg decorating competition, the more unusual the better but as usual please keep it clean. A prize will be awarded and this is a super hamper of Eastergoodies including chocs, a toy bunny and of course the two pheasants his Ludship bagged yesterday.

We were to have a talk on ` Teaching Granny to suck Eggs` but Miss Eglantine Zucker has been rushed to casualty with a throat obstruction, so we shall have o make our own fun.

Mamya

[askyourgran]

Good Evening everyone, egg decoration is just up my street, I could give you a quick lesson on egg sucking too, bearing in mind i'm allergic so it will be quick. I believe the eggs Eglantine tried were quails and rather small to suck hence the obstruction. So I have ostrich in mind. Are the tailcocks ready yet?

[Mamyalynne]

gran tailcocks here for the taking and I do think perhaps ostrich eggs may be a cheat, I believe she is now out of danger but too delicate to come to do the talk silly lady.

[julia-mag]

well it's an eggstraordinary castile, and well worth a visit, and i promise not to tell anyone where i am when i am here if i can remember after the vast amount of ccccc cocktails i have consumed since i arrived, wot day was that? h.a.p.p.y e.e.e.s.t.e.r..

[poodicat]

Hi girlies thought this was about crosswords not whoo hoo!!

[chelle7272]

i'm so glad that 'mad' means I'm not gatecrashing, this party is the best offer I've seen in ages! Pass the icing bag and a tailcock if that's okm ladies, the gents here are about to be watching some pugilism, best left to it I feel

[Mamyalynne]

poodi and chelle you are most welcome, we do have the Eds permission for a little diversion on saturday evenings only as long as we behave.

I shall brew up another vat of tailcocks and put the sossy rolls in the aga

[Meg]

Mamya, my costume seems to be confusing the animals. Will it be okay if I remove it now?

[hornbygirl]

hi all just popped in to say hello and also off out for a vodka or 2 ,have droped off (gently) a few goose eggs if anyone fancys decorating a large one.

[chelle7272]

Thanks mamya will be on my best behaviour :-)

Hi hornby girl , always up for a large one thanks (behaving honest!)
Miss meg surely you have to wait until after midnight...

[Mamyalynne]

hornby girl how lovely to speak after such a while, goose eggs are most welcome thanjyou.

Miss meg yes indeed remove your costume but you must cover up, do you want one of my pinny`s

[Meg]

Phew, that's a relief, I was stifling in there. I look a treat in this pinny, if the boys in blue come they'll be all over me.

[hornbygirl]

off now promise to stay longer next time wishing her ladyship and guests a happy easter t,t,f,n

[Mamyalynne]

No calling them you remember what the chief constable said last time (yes I know it was me )HIC

[Mamyalynne]

Night hornby girl have a lovely evening

[Meg]

Yes, I remember well the chastisting we had from the Chief Constable!!

[Mamyalynne]

a real stickler indeed, how are everyones eggs coming on? I have done mine as an Eggskimo with a half goose egg igloo, am very proud of it.

[alexanderd]

Hi Mamy and everyone else, sorry Im late somebody left the drawbridge up and it was hard work swimming across the moat,especially with an armful of eggs from "eggs r us"

[Meg]

Sorry, been concentrating on my egg which is eggcellent, who is doing the judging? Do we have a celebrity? Edwina Currie could be a good choice.

[Mamyalynne]

ooh alex do get warm and dry by the aga and I will get you a warm toddy

[Mamyalynne]

oops never thought of a judge, Edwina would be good or Humpty if he`s not been drinking again