Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Welcome everyone.

I am afraid that I have come down with the worst cold in the world today, so will be unlikely to make much of a contribution this evening. I'm sure that other members will all rally round in my time of need and keep up the club activities.

I would donate a half-empty box of tissues to the raffle, but I need them :-((

[Naomicorlett]

You bringing Owl with you ?

[Mamyalynne]

How do naomi, well I think we should wait until we are present and correct before we venture overseas (or under)

[askyourgran]

Good evening, sorry Im a bit late I've been visiting a friend who hasn't been feeling well (she's got a boil on her bottom), and I said I wouldn't tell anyone but I have to.

[Naomicorlett]

Best not to come tonight as I plan to have way too much gin tonight. Maybe we should plan for the Whit weekend ?

[petal54]

Fresh Irish air would work wonders for M'lady,would need to watch his Nibs on the TT track

[Meg]

Hi Naomi, you'll have to run the trip past the committee. I think they are still scraping the mud off their shoes after the last venture through the tunnel. I've had my portmanteau packed ever since.

[petal54]

nothing like boiled bums!

[Meg]

Gran. , lovely to see you, so sorry to hear about your chum's bum. Maybe mamya could administer some tiger balm?

[Naomicorlett]

TT track ? TT track ?? its public roads !! . They drive past houses and shops and things. Has LordA@s bath chair got turbo drive ?

[Naomicorlett]

" Lords@s " sorry pardon !! I meant LordA's . < more gin needed>

[Mamyalynne]

oh tiger balm is great for bottom carbuncles, a small tub goes a long way, as does his lud in that dang chair.

[petal54]

HLS has been known to be a little excitable on the odd occasion,or so I've heard

[ladyalex]

Hello again everyone. I'm glad you're all managing without me.
I've just popped down for more tissues and more whisky. The last lot wore off pretty quickly.
Has anyone managed to get lordalex back indoors yet ?
Ooh I do feel unwell.
Back to bed.

[askyourgran]

I made her take a bath I thought it would ease it a bit. So she did and when she got out she decided to put a plaster on it. Put the mirror on the chair to see what she was doing and put the plaster on. She said she felt better straight away. But when I went into the bathroom later to the loo, the mirror was still on the chair with the plaster on the mirror instead of her bum!!!!! lol

[Mamyalynne]

ooh no, not a plaster, she needs a sugar poultice.

Milady have chased his lud four times round the moat now am just hoping he will run out of puff or battery power soon, then I will slip him a powder

[petal54]

hope you managed to move mirror/plaster before you sat on throne,Gran,mirrors cold on the old BT

[Meg]

I have just had a ciggie break in the orchard....think his lurdship is in there with a gun, he shouted something incoherent then threw a mud pie at me.

[petal54]

what did you put the powders in,Mamya,not the cherr

y Brandy,hi.....ck slithering

[askyourgran]

Not to mention broken glass petal,

How about a large vodka and coke, yes don't mind if I do.
I thought someone mentioned that we were having a cultural evening, or was it agricultural

[Mamyalynne]

sorry about that petal, it will soon wear off.

Right have lassoed his lud and confiscated the blunderbuss and he is now resting and I will get him to bed when his powder takes hold.

Gran help yourself to drinks am a bit razzled tonight.