Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Welcome everyone.

I am afraid that I have come down with the worst cold in the world today, so will be unlikely to make much of a contribution this evening. I'm sure that other members will all rally round in my time of need and keep up the club activities.

I would donate a half-empty box of tissues to the raffle, but I need them :-((

[alexanderd]

Ladyalex is stoning the donkey a new game? I dont think the RSPCA would approve somehow, peasants yes but not donkeys

[slinky.kate]

hi everyone just here for a wee while,brought a bunch of daffies i picked from the garden and a bottle of scottish water,i had to put it in an irn bru bottle though but it is fresh from the tap,i'm very thirsty can i have a pint of shandy if you have any

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I have plenty donkey stone (really I do, bouhgt it in Haworth) spit and elbow grease for the grate

[ladyalex]

Hello slinky kate, haven't seen you for a while. Thanks for the water. I'm sure we'll find a use for it.

Alexanderd, donkeying the stone is a bit like Zebra-ing the grate. They both have RSPCA approval....Unlike those pinata things that I think are quite cruel , not to say misleading. And unhygenic. I mean, really. Would you want a sweetie that had fallen out of a donkey ?

[askyourgran]

Feeling a bit peckish now, did someone catch the shepherd, or even a flight attendant they;ve been hanging around doing nothing all week.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, cannot help you with the shepherd or the flight attendant.
Retiring to bed now with even more whisky in a final attempt to rid myself of this lurgi.
I seriously hope no one else gets this stinker.
Thanks for all the laughs, folks and see you all again next week...if we're spared.....

:-))

[Mamyalynne]

Night milady rest well.

Hi slinky do have a tipple do

[alexanderd]

Goodnight LadyAlex put the lurgi in a bag and recycle it I find that usually works. Sleep tight

[alexanderd]

All gone quiet so I am off to bed Goodnight Mamyalynne and thanks for the tailcocks hope to be here next week

[Mamyalynne]

night alexanderd, quiet but select once again xx

[askyourgran]

Just a cup of Horlicks then I'm off to bed,

Goodnight mamya, I've enjoyed everyones company, see you next week.

[atsgran]

Good evening everyone, haven't been allowed out for a good few weeks, but as he's\now gone to bed, thought I'd just pop in for a few minutes and see how everyone is doing, hope all is well

[Mamyalynne]

good evening both grans, has been a strange day for me, but do help yourselves to taailcocks and nibbles, plenty for all.

[atsgran]

Thanks for the offer Mamy, think I've had enough tailcocks for today, best if I just sit in the corner and watch the entertainment

[Mamyalynne]

well has been quite restrained tonight apart from his ludships antics, but I have put a stop to that.

[atsgran]

Aw was enjoying watching him run amock, but going to bed now, goodnight

[Mamyalynne]

night night atsgran ♥

[society]

Hello and good evening to all you lovely over fifty mad people! xx

[atsgran]

Night Night Mamy, and if I could do those heart things I would wrap one round you and try to stop you from being lonely. xxxxxx

[Mamyalynne]

Hello society and welcome do have a tipple.