Mad Over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

Good Evening. The Club is now open.

Welcome everyone.

At the last Committee meeting it was decided that there would be no further raffles.

However, we do have several items intended for the raffle.....

half a pair of cotton gloves (Size 7 pink)
4 packets of Fig Rolls
A small tin of Hawick Balls
and a packet of Tenas.

[Mamyalynne]

oh aye milady the more I drink the better I shoot, bagged the lot and a pigeon pie with a rich red wine jus is on menu soon, with a cauliflower gratin and duchesse potatoes.

[alexanderd]

evening all sorry I am late, all those pesky pigeons caught up on the electrified fence. Could I please ask smokers not to throw their fag_ends in the moat as all His lordships ducks are coughing their heads off. Oh got some things for the unraffle,
a pencil sharpener
a paper clip
and some coloures sheets of tissue paper

[ladyalex]

alexanderd...hello!

We thought you had deserted us.
Were you just stuck in the moat ?
Looking forward to lunch tomorrow!

[alexanderd]

yes M,lady not sure the electric fence was a good idea took me ages to clear the assorted wildlife( not to mention a few peasants but I think they were poachers so they wont try that again)

[Mamyalynne]

alexanderd I have a portable ashtray< I never litter, evening BTW

[Meg]

Please may I have the red wine jus, cauliflower gratin and duchesse potatoes without the pigeon. Beats the chippy!Evening Alex, how are you?
Would you like one of my neighbours, desn't look like the rafle will take off, never mind.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure you would never drop ash, Mamya.

Were the peasants revolting, alexanderd ? They usually are .

[alexanderd]

no they werent revolving just sort of hanging on the fence

[Mamyalynne]

Yes I lined em up for target practice yeee hawww!

[ladyalex]

It's so annoying when people won't make up their minds, isn't it ?

Hope they decide by next Thursday.

[alexanderd]

you are brilliant Mamy, always thinking of new ways to entertain us its no wonder her Ladyship has you as a retainer

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm afraid I have to go now.
Thanks for all the laughs as usual.
I won't be here next week as we are gallivanting again, but I'll leave the key on the hook as usual.
Night all.
:-))

[askyourgran]

Oh good a tailcock and nibbles for me please, and the red onion sauce looks good,

I had a little go around the Maypole this morning but the vertigo got to me. Then the Morris dancers came to the village waving hankies and jingling all over the place it was quite a morning. They said they may come up to the Manor to give a demonstration so I told them to bring a bottle each if they did.

[alexanderd]

goodnight LadyAlex enjoy your gallivant next week

[Meg]

Good night M'lady sleep well, I'm of as well, still confused about the raffle. Did I win?

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight milady I do hope you don`t mind but I have a family member here tonight who would like to visit, she is nowhere near 50, but mad as toast, so am sure she qualifies.

All beds are turned down, pigeons prepped and uncle joe is tethered in the stables.

[alexanderd]

goodnight Miss Meg I think we all won the raffle as there wasnt one. Think I will have another tailcock if I may

[ravenmiss]

its not much but i have some paperclips (only used once) and a suspect piece of blu-tac for the raffle...oh and I'm not over 50 but I am most certainly mad.

[Mamyalynne]

Well welcome all the same, we do have dispensation for the more loopy and I did ask milady if it was aloowed but she has retired to her quarters for the evening.

[ravenmiss]

Ah I see, should have read the thread properly lol. Hows the ghost chip?