Mad Over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

Good Evening. The Club is now open.

Welcome everyone.

At the last Committee meeting it was decided that there would be no further raffles.

However, we do have several items intended for the raffle.....

half a pair of cotton gloves (Size 7 pink)
4 packets of Fig Rolls
A small tin of Hawick Balls
and a packet of Tenas.

[Mamyalynne]

Do forgive any spelling mistakes but libations were started early and popping from category to category can make one dizzy too,.

[Mamyalynne]

We perhaps better not speak of it for there are those hereabouts that believe

[ravenmiss]

Oh my sounds serious! I've only just started to partake in the fizzy stuff. Was that a wail I just heard from your kitchen mamya?

[alexanderd]

oh not not whales in the kitchen surely they cant have got out of the moat

[askyourgran]

We seem a little thin on the ground this evening, there are one or two in the kitchen plucking the pigeons for tomorrows pie. Don't know where the rest are.

[Mamyalynne]

alexanderd there are strange things afoot tonight , did not think for one moment the whales could breech the banks.

I have frozen the spirited chip in order to halt any supernaturalinfluences

[Mamyalynne]

ayg someone said it was a holiday but to be truthful in her ladyships employ, we don`t know what they are? Think missmeg went for a cig break, hope shes ok.

[alexanderd]

I think its only the banks that have holidays, does that mean my standing order for Her Ladyship might not get paid? That will cost me in interest.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes I get caught that way too, costs a bomb to work here

[alexanderd]

well my pension only stretches to one day a wek here otherwise I would be pinching the cheese out of the mousetraps

[Mamyalynne]

penury oh woe is me!

[askyourgran]

I think her ladyship expects us to show our loyalty to her by doing the odd jobs, I lopped her rhodedendrons earlier and cleaned out the fish pond.Unpaid of course. But she provides the tailcocks and the nibbles for our weekly club meeting,

Think I'll make tracks home now, goodnight all, see you next week.

[Mamyalynne]

Night askyougran x

[alexanderd]

Well Mamy I think I will have one more of your lovely drinkies and then wend my weary way home. Sorry i was late will try to get here earlier next week I believe you are doing the honours are you not? Night Night

[Mamyalynne]

Seems so alex, do enjoy your nightcap and take a cheese toasty for the walk home

[alexanderd]

thanks Mamy will check in the morning to make sure you got away ok

[AB Editor]

Evening everyone. I thought i should just pop my head in to say "hi" despite not being eligible for the club itself.

I see everyone is having a grand time!

All the best

Spare Ed

[Mamyalynne]

Why do you think you aren`t eligible, surely you must fit into one of the categories and PS can someone respond to my email..

Mamya

[Mamyalynne]

Also thanks for poppig by spre ed, would you like a cheese toasty too.

[AB Editor]

Do you know what? I think I would. A traditional wlesh dish, or so I am told.

I like Emmental and Spek (spelling? You know, that nice polish meat) in mine with field mushrooms (if available)

When did you email? Is there a subject you can divulge? We generally only correspond during the normal working week you see.

Thanks!

Spare Ed

P.S. Certainly mad, not sure if that counted for full membership? I didn't wan to intrude too much, it is your club after all!