Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Good evening everyone.
The Committee have met again and decided.

I do hope that members will not be deterred by the ash tonight as the non-raffle has some lush prizes.
eg A hardly used bar of Pears soap
two bars of Ex-lax
and a beautifully hand-crafted tea-cosy in fetching shades of mustard and lime.(No kitachen is complete without one of them.)

I'm sure other prizes will emerge as the evening progresses.

[Meg]

Hello all, a rival club? Twill be that bewildered lot, steer clear. I'm in for a bit then out, shake it all about.
I have brough some magic mushrooms and a bottle of Sally White for the raffle, if it proceeds, if not I want them back.

[petal54]

there was a strange smell,the ifits tasted strange too,that may explain my lost 3 days

[Mamyalynne]

miss meg is sally white a bit like dolly blue?

[ladyalex]

Hello Miss Meg. Thanks for the prizes. They look magnificent. It's not a raffle now,(the Committee decided) we just sell numbers then draw them out. If your number comes up, you've won a prize. I expect we'll do it later.

Have you had your pills today, Petal, dear ? You know you sometimes forget.

[ladyalex]

I was hoping someone else would ask about Sally White...don't like people to know that I'm not as up-to-date as I might be.

[petal54]

I may've forgotten,or did I take a 2nd lot?too much excitement

[askyourgran]

Good evening Milady and everyone, nearly took the wrong turning, but here we are in the Quizzes and Puzzles room again. I managed to get my motorised scooter going tonight. Last week I went to the Chatterbank Arms and some dreadful children pinched the battery, luckily my friend ttfn had come on her tandem and gave me a lift home. We turned down the invitation to go to the CB club after the pub closed. There is no comparison to this club, we are much more refined here.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure Mamya will look after you. Just stay here with us, don't be going over to the chatterbox lot.

[Meg]

Yes Mamya, it was something you put down the toilet. Was dolly blue for clothes or was that a toilet cleaner?

[ladyalex]

I actually intended my last posting for Petals, but it applies just as well to you too, askyourgran. Welcome.
I do love your avatar, by the way....specially the tiara.....my own is at the jeweller for cleaning at present......

[Mamyalynne]

oh a loo cleaner I see, dolly blue was for your whites yes

[boxtops]

Evening gran, I did go to the bar the first night it opened but it soon degenerated, quite fun for a weeknight though, and a hunky barman. What'e the theme tonight, milady? I would like to leave my mark as I can't come for the next couple of weeks - ash permitting, we are leaving for Morocco next week. I wonder if you would like me to bring back a camel? - that would be a nice change of pal for Gerry and George and Alfie?

[askyourgran]

Dolly Blue was for white clothes, it was a special rinse. I wonder what happened to the people who made a living out of making dolly blue, donkey stone, zebu (sp) for blackleading the fireplace. Oh by the way I've brought a bottle of parsnip wine for the raffle, some bingo pens (I think I won them here) and one bicycle clip (can't find the other).

[boxtops]

The bicycle clip will go with the noseclips you promised me a few weeks back, gran, I haven't seen them yet, hint, hint.

[askyourgran]

Boxy I missed the hunky barman, it was some guy all bones, chiselled jaw, went by the name of wyzard I think. Serves me right for going home early.

Milady I'll have one of those tequila sundials please and a volley vent they look nice with the little legs sticking out of them, frogs? ah.

[Mamyalynne]

Reckitts Dolly blue is stillavailable in some parts

Donkey stones too

Blackleading is reformulated but out there

not sure on Zebu

[Mamyalynne]

Theres a variety of tailcocks put out askyourgran

yup legs are froggy voltra vaunts

[Meg]

Good evening gran and boxtops. We already have humph (think some member brought him back from Egypt for us) he's been a bit quiet lately will probably enjoy a mate.
Sally white was a St. Helens company, if anyone wins the bottle they will enjoy.

[boxtops]

There is somebody called puffys knocking at the door, I have said I will vouch if a raffle prize is included, I have invited them to look in. Mad but maybe not over 50.

[boxtops]

I forgot about humph, I thought he was an elephant, should've gone to specsavers. I should anyway, I thought petal said she'd been to see Harriet not Hamlet.