Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

After the excitements of last week, let us hope for a calmer evening tonight.

The moat has been cleared of tennis balls, the drainpipes have had barbed wire put round and extra locks have been installed. It is to be hoped that these precautions will be sufficient.

The Committee have decided to re-instate the raffle in place of the non-raffle, so any prizes would be appreciated. No more knitted biscuits, please. We're still unravelling the dog .

Any new members wishing to join will receive a warm.

[Mamyalynne]

On stand by with all meds and refreshments, not in a position to help with anything strenuous.

[ladyalex]

What position are you in , Mamya ?

[alexanderd]

Right door open in we go, Banzai(or something)

[askyourgran]

Can't you do the counting a bit quicker, poor miss meg she'll probably need a stiff drink when we get her back. The posh oubliette would make a nice place to grow potatoes mamya, cold dark and damp, glad I didn't have to stay there too long.

[Meg]

Thank you, thank you thank you. I never want to go in there again.
Please may I have a tailcock mamya, one is a bit shaken

[Mamyalynne]

Well its hard to explain but not at all comfortable.

[ladyalex]

Boo!

There. That's scared them off.

[alexanderd]

climb on my back MissMeg we will soon have you out of here , My god I dont believe I am doing this at my age, here we go

[Mamyalynne]

Oh thank goodness all is well, will we ever have a week without incident, here you go Meg quench your thirst dear

[ladyalex]

I've locked the bewildered lot in the oubliette.
Do you think that was wise ? or shall we just forget about them ?

[Meg]

Many thanks mamya, that hit the spot. Just lock them in Mi'lady, they're riff raff!!

[askyourgran]

Thank goodness alexandered managed to get the door open, I didn't know he had languages, you spoke Japanese in a crisis most interesting. More refreshments I think. Ladylex you seem to have inclined a little now, all that excitement has put a sparkle in your eyes.

[alexanderd]

leave them there long enough and they will forget about themsaelves. Are you allright MissMeg sorry if you bumped you head but the ceiling was a bit low

[ladyalex]

Tailcocks all round I think.....extra strong.

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed extra wincarnis and a dash of malt extract for strength

[alexanderd]

Matron you are a gem, that realy hits the spot

[ladyalex]

Well, now that all are safely gathered in , I must go to bed. Good night everyone, thanks for all the laughs.
See you all again next week, if we're spared.
ladyalex ;-))

[Meg]

Well I must be off, after all that trauma I'm a tad tired.
Special birthday for hubby tomorrow, I'll be sleeping with a pensioner!!
Are you okay mamya? You seem a bit reserved tonight, I can donate a pensioner for the raffle will get milady to fix it that you win. Rambling again, thanks all, good nightxx

[askyourgran]

I'll just have a top up and then I'll have to get a move on home, All the excitement when it is so warm takes it out of you.
Thank you for the nibbles and tailcocks. delicious as usual.
Goodnight ladyalex and mamya, goodnight everyone I'll see you next week. x

[Mamyalynne]

I am fine and I hope you all have a good week too, and a special birthday kiss for mistermeg ♥