Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.

After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.

Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.

[Meg]

Nite nite milady, I assume Uncle Joe will be partaking in your travels.
Rest assured there will be no incidents here in your absence.....

(Chuckles manically) :)

[ttfn]

Aah - that's a pity mamya. What about an event to which the general public were not invited? Personally I think Tom Bowlers are over-rated.

[Mamyalynne]

And then there was the tog of war debacle, the Vicar still walks with a list!

[ttfn]

I thought all vicars walked that way - you live and learn.

Meg - do you think we could perhaps ear some money for the upkeep of the estate? The lawns look just right for some camping tents and I am sure with the gardeners help we could erect some sort of assault course - what do you think?

[Meg]

I remember it well mamya, that awful incident with the Chief Constable still makes my eyes water.

[ttfn]

Did he use his handcuffs?

[Meg]

I have been assaulted enough by that bewildered lot and really don't want to go down that route.
Perhaps a car boot sale may be a good fund raiser.
Are any members still allowed to drive?

[Mamyalynne]

Look Meg I didn't mean it and we remain friends to this day.

Ena do you think we could get away with a camp site for two weeks??

[Meg]

He did indeed.
(Don't tell mi'lady, were keeping that bit quiet!!)

[ttfn]

Well probably only a week to be realistic - but that would give us a week to make good any repairs. You know the sort of things - remove the chemical toilets, repair the tyre marks on the main lawn, remove the embers from the various bbq sites that are bound to occur. But to compensate we could bump up the pitch prices to compensate for our hard work. Maybe we could give rides on the livestock? Kids always want to ride on animals don't they. Meg I can drive anything - F1 to tractors.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh its all sounding quite complicated now, having one of my funny turns.

[ttfn]

Well ladyalex did say she was in a decline did she not. and she always worries about money - surprised she reduced your reverse wages though. Well what about having a fun fair here for the week - probably not a good idea as next door would be bound to come and try your big dipper. Back to the drawing board

[Meg]

mamya, here's your smelling salts and a tailcock. Please pull yourself together.

ttfn, we really must keep things in perspective, Alex is not here to deal with the groundworks.

[Meg]

Brainwave!!
We can hire the Beatles for a reunion gig, that will pull people in!

[Mamyalynne]

Phew, that's done it thanks Meg.

OOh the Beatles eh? am sure they need some pension money, good thinking. Ciggy anyone, we are okay in the conservatory

[ttfn]

stag do then?

[alexanderd]

Better late than never and Ladyalex gone allready. Had a hell of a job getting in through that doorbell,knocker,number thing and the revolving door didnt help, when I was in I thought I was out and when I was out I thought I was in and ended up next door playing pass the parcel with some very strange people.

[Meg]

I've got my lighter, see you in a mo

[ttfn]

hello alexanderd - how nice to see you again. I regret that askyourgran is absent tonight

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Alex, so have you been to ext doors shindig and not the whiff of a burger for us, never mind we must watch our figures