Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.

After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.

Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.

[petal54]

just popping next door for a sacraficial vegie banger,hope to fall back later,have a pleasant evening

[Mamyalynne]

What's in your bottles tonight please Ena we need a change dear

[ladyalex]

No need to worry.
I am quite calm now.
Can anyone remember if there is a talk on tonight ?
Or have they stopped for the summer ?

Perhaps Mamya could give us quarter of an hour on 'Tailcocks old and new ' ?

[ttfn]

Not quite sure what some of them are mamya - the labels look quite faded and most of the seals are broken. However I am happy to report that we haven't had to collect horse's sample for the vet for many years now. Go on - you surprise and try a new cailtock

[ttfn]

2 minds came together there ladyalex

[Mamyalynne]

Oh it will be like that fillum with Tom Cooper in, bottle glass, glass bottle, just like that!


Tailcock I think it was called

[Mamyalynne]

Will get my kit, shakers, ice, marasssh,,,
marrak...cherries,umbrellas,and sparklers.
wahay!!!!

[Mamyalynne]

I think this Brewery quiz has quite gone to my head, feel quite intock...interoch...tiddly Hic!

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much for obliging, Mamya......youdon't look very like Tom Cruise, though...but I don't think that that is a bad thing.

[ttfn]

Where is evberyone tonight then - I didn't see ethandron leave

[Mamyalynne]

Bet they have sneaked off to the barbie, do hope they bring me a burger back, my salad has worn off

[ladyalex]

Have you been wearing vegetables again, Mamya ?
We talked about this some time ago......

[Mamyalynne]

Apologies am back in my best dress uniform now

[ttfn]

I dont know about that ladyalex but I certainly had a job to get through the door lentil tonight with that code

[Mamyalynne]

Milady I have devised a tailcock in your honour (cannot divulge the ingredients as the labels are not legible) it is a lovely shade of magenta and have titled it "Big house bosswoman bonanza"

[ladyalex]

And very smart you look too.

Shall we all go over to the barbie ?
After all, the bewildered lot are always barging in here whenever they feel like it, we could give them a taste of their own medicine. And get some sausages as well, or a burger, or some roasted sweetcorn....bet they've got loads of stuff over there....

[Mamyalynne]

Am off to try to devise one fitting for Ena

[ladyalex]

Oh Mamya..I am overcome with emoticon


A tailcock named after me and magenta, my very favourite colour too...

[ttfn]

<<aside to ladya - that will be a milk stout then - so obvious>> Why does bbq'd food always smell the same - fish or meet it always has the same rancid smell to it - don't peeps clean their grills (or gills)

[Mamyalynne]

ooh sweetcorn from the BBQ yummy