As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.
After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.
Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.
pardon me one and all - I have forgotten my manners since that door code wotsit thingy. Good evening and hope you are all well. I have brought some dips - sheep and silver, better go in the raffle thingy rather than with mamya's horses doovers.
But I have liberated some fine bottles - betcha cant guess whats in them?
Has the Queen died ?????
OMG, don't the BBC know? They should cancel the Open immediately. It isn't seemly to be playing golf at a time of national mourning.
lordalex is behaving beautifully at the moment.
Having had some of petal's sandwich and one of Mamya's powders, I am no longer in a decline and feel perfectly well.
Carry on.