Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.

After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.

Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.

[Mamyalynne]

To add the plethora of raffle prizes

3 Corn plasters
half a bottle Syrup o Figs
two green hair slides

[ttfn]

KNOCK RUDDY KNOCK

[ethandron]

errr....someone's at the door.....

[Mamyalynne]

Are you in now dear, Whitebait yummy always look alive as you cook them - spooky

[mr-rubix]

What on earth is the mad over 50's club and why are all the users here female? Is this Ab's girls night out in session?

[Mamyalynne]

Here get in, you've broken it as per ruddy usual

[ttfn]

Thanks mamya. Ladyalex will have her funny little way with us

[Mamyalynne]

mr-rubix are you any good at morse code? Do help Ena

[petal54]

3 french hens,2 turtle doves & a bag of crisps

[ttfn]

pmsl

[ethandron]

ooh er, is mr. rubix a male of the mannish persuasion, avec trousers?

[ladyalex]

petal, dear, have you had your meds tonight ?

Mr rubix...all are welcome here if they are mad and over fifty or either....

[mr-rubix]

That is correct ethandron but I'm off as there isn't enough testosterone in here and this place literally frightens me.

[petal54]

must be the weather,life seems excitable

[ladyalex]

Don't be a lightweight, mr rubix.....we're not that scary

[mr-rubix]

Thanks for the offer Ladyalex, but experience tells me leave the room full of women before the conversation turns to badmouthing men and I'm singled out.

[ttfn]

speak for yourself ladyalex

[ladyalex]

Mamyalynne....can you see to petal , please...I think she may need topping up.

[ethandron]

tut tut mr. rubix, we're not that sort of gals.

[petal54]

Mamya,please put my pills in a sarnie for me please,forgot to bring my own supply.thanks