Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


After all the excitement of the quiz night last night, some members may be rather under the weather this evening, so The Committee has requested that all activities be quiet ones this evening.
So, a bit of 'hush' please .

So far the raffles prizes look very promising......

half a box of chocolates (hard centres only, only some with teeth marks).

27 cotton buds

a bottle of scent, no label

[Mamyalynne]

no fighting please and do mind the best crystal glasses, we don't want an incident

No Tango in my tailcocks

[alexanderd]

Pay attention Annea unicycle,unicycle and Im not anyway

[alexanderd]

They would have to catch you first Missmeg I have seen you on that you dont half shift

[alexanderd]

Ladyalex could I have some more raffle tickets please Ellie has eaten the last lot, I really think you are starvinh that poor haminal Mammy

[Meg]

Good job you put an f in that Alex, don't want matron following me with the mop!!

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Is there any meat in this here raffle?
Only, if not, why so many flies in here ?

[alexanderd]

Yes Mojojojo we meet here every week

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

arf arf Alex hehe

[lardhelmet]

Evening all. Do you want a pound of my tomatoes to chuck in the raffle?

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I think we might chuck them AT the raffle.
Hiya

[ladyalex]

Sorry to be away for so long...welcome to all who have arrived in my absence.
I'm afraid i have had to attend to lordalex and Uncle Joe.
They have found the old airgun and were searching for the pellets.
I have tied them to their chairs with fairly short rope, so we shoudl be eok for the moment.

[lardhelmet]

Is it going to be THAT sort of eveing then Mojo?

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

it might be after a few more cheeky vimtos Lard ;)

[lardhelmet]

One of my grandsons loves Vimto - don't get the attraction myself...

[Meg]

Good heavens M'lady, do hope the knots are tight. Uncle Joe is SAS trained.
I've just found a fly in my drink:(

[alexanderd]

I didnt know uncle Joe was in the saturday and sunday club Miss meg has he got any badges?

[ladyalex]

Are you sure it's a fly, not a pellet ?

[Meg]

Well, my eyesight is not as good as one would desire. It was a bit crunchy.
In fact almost indigestable, yikes!!

[alexanderd]

Miss meg dont tell everyone they will all want one

[Mamyalynne]

I shall pop upstairs and administer a sleeping draught Milady, that will calm em.

Oh hope those tomatoes are not in tins, ouch!