Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

The Committee has decided to re-instate the raffle this week.

Prizes so far include :
A tin of sardines, sell by date illegible
4 reels of black cotton
Half a box of chocolates (Hard centres only)

As we have not had a demonstration for some time, perhaps we can prevail upon one of our members to give us an illustrated talk on the subject of their choice ?
The Committee is aware that many members are very talented and in these straitened times we must make our own entertainments.

Members will also be glad to know that the oubliette has been cleared and cleaned, ready for .....

[champipple]

Thought it was it was a older quiz thread but its just chat lol...

[askyourgran]

Thank you for listening everyone, wasn't that exciting. Next week if Prudentia happens to not materiialise I wll absolutely transfix you with my demonstration of Cable patterns and the History thereof,
Thirsty work that, I'll have a double his time please and one of our nibbles. <<<<<< Hope I don't win the teeth in the raffle>>>>

[ladyalex]

As a special treat, I am going to allow someone else to draw the raffle tonight.

[anneasquith]

i bet its kept in the family again. and for your information champ, all on this thread are very old except me.

[flicrat]

Goodnight children everywhere ( Specially for ttfn) - who actually made a comment on one of my threads. Must have made an impact there! Never mind the dungeon! I am retiring in high dudgeon! ( not really, but think the gathering is a bit too exalted for me!)

[alexanderd]

Askyourgran that was terrific cant wait for next week. Mutters "Dont let her start again please"

[alexanderd]

Champipple, Chat,Chat, intelectual conversation if you dont mind

[ladyalex]

But we haven't had the raffle yet, flicrat........

Gran, thank you so much for your most interesting and enlightening talk on Pearls and plains.
Please fill up on the tailcocks and nibbles as a reward for all of your efforts.
(You can leave your fee on the hall table as you go.)

[alexanderd]

Can I draw the raffle LadyAlex please,please,please

[ladyalex]

champnipple, how dare you suggest that we just 'chat' here....I'll have you know that almost all of us have doctra, docum....qualifi.....letters after our names.

[askyourgran]

oh flitcraft do you really have to go, I'm afraid I got tied up a little with the toffee and the teeth, not to mention my Chumleys knitted coat.
Thank you alexanderd for those kind words. Did you say I hope she starts again?

[Mamyalynne]

Flicrat get off that high dudgeon, you know you have vertigo

Chamwimple, we are all very erudite, do contribute and tell us all about yourself

[ladyalex]

By all means, alexanderd.

[alexanderd]

right peoples raffle draw coming up(drum roll)
and the winning number is purple

[anneasquith]

me me me me me .

[alexanderd]

and the colours are (lengthy Pause)
2
43
567
45
89
godd luck everybody

[ladyalex]

What...?$$**&&**
Purple?&&**$$£
Al my tickets are blue......how can this have happened ?
alexanderd, I trusted you.

[ladyalex]

It's you who will need the godd luck, alexanderd...traitor!

[alexanderd]

well I obviously wont be allowed near the raffle draw again but at least I got the bedsock

[Mamyalynne]

oooh I think I have won the black thread..............................