Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good Evening and Welcome to all our members and to any other waifs and strays that care to grace our clubhouse.
It is a miserable night out, as the poet says:

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member--
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds,
November!

But we shall be warm and cosy inside with our drinks and nibbles .

Any members wishing to volunteer to give tonight's talk should make themselves known.

[billbo]

All my greetings the 'The Day of the Manor'.

Pray accept my Gift's from afar.

It is my first visit to the 'Mad Fifties Club'.

I will now pesent my gift items and hope that they will be welcomed by all.

The followng are .

"A bag that has has cake in and a piece of sharp string."

Please accept my wish to be accepted within your hallowed rounds

[ladyalex]

a poetry bash , I hear you say
no, never here , no never nay
this club is calm , this club is free
no bashing here, just taking the p

[ladyalex]

Welcome, billbo. Always glad to see new members, especially when they bring us gifts.

[dr b]

A poetry bash has no violence
Neither does it have much siolence.

[Meg]

Over my head,
I'm off to bed.
Did I win the raffle,
I'm all a baffle
Company was great,
now it's getting late.
Wooden steps are calling,
my poetry is appalling.

Nite allxx

[flicrat]

Evening all. A poetry festival - what fun! How cultured we are getting! Here is one for you Dr b.

Happy Birthday to you
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter
In the gutter
Happy Birthday to you.

For the raffle I have a feather duster and a broken stringed tennis racket that might be of use to repel boarders?

[Meg]

billbo, (whispers) do not be taken in by "the club is free".

[ladyalex]

My error , Sir . Please do not huff
I thought a bash meant fisticuffs

[alexanderd]

with all this poetry I cant compete
even though I find it rather sweet
so leave me in the corner and I wont make a fuss
just bring me some of those tailcocks
and I will wait here for the bus

[ladyalex]

Night night Miss Meg Sweet dreams for you
My poetry's appalling too.

Welcome flicrat and thanks for the raffle prizes. The tennis racquet will come in very handy as Mamya has a turkey to truss

[ladyalex]

I think I could do with a very large tailcock too.
Where has Mamya gone ?

[Garycook]

alright darling!

[flicrat]

Thank you ladyalex.At least the ducks on the moat are safe tonight if we have turkey. No doubt we can all provide some hoary old chestnuts for the stuffing?

[lcg]

omg...poetry is impossible. have fled to the balcony for a ciggie to stall time x

[Mamyalynne]

Am here a lurking
and a brewing, a
new batch of drinkies
for you all in
shiny silver bowls
you must be thirsty
poor wee souls.

[ttfn]

Good evening - better late than early! I have no poetry but there is my (very) old party piece <if I can beat g.nome> Let me clear my throat - oops sorry matron, I didn't know you were standing there.

Come and see the spotted leopard, 365 spots on his back and one on his...
C_ock your eyes over to the elephant fiddling with his...
D_ick - shut that door and stop the wind from blowing up the monkey's...
Ask that gentleman to move a long a bit :o)

A large tailcock please before I have to leave you all

[ladyalex]

Hello garycook...are you a member or is this your application form ?

Thank you so much for the tailcocks etc Mamya. You are indeed a treasure.

76 the chestnuts come out most weeks here.

[ladyalex]

Ena! hello. Wasn't expecting you tonight.
Thanks for your contribution......it was....interesting.

[alexanderd]

Ena methinks you have been imbibing before you arrived tonight!! nice to see you though, hope all moving parts are in working order