Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good Evening and Welcome to all our members and to any other waifs and strays that care to grace our clubhouse.
It is a miserable night out, as the poet says:

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member--
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds,
November!

But we shall be warm and cosy inside with our drinks and nibbles .

Any members wishing to volunteer to give tonight's talk should make themselves known.

[ttfn]

Forget the smelling salts matron - a larger than usual tailcock please.

[ladyalex]

Thank you alexanderd. I repeat, My Hero!

Get up Ena. No one believes you.

[anneasquith]

ttfn , surely not another clique on AB .............................lol

[starone]

Whatever it is - definitely and absolutely. Does that mean I am a member now? I have an empty wine bottle ( can't remember if it was red or white) and an old matchbox containing 1 live match and 10 dead ones and I think it might be a dead spider, something anyway. Is that enough to start off the next raffle?

[ttfn]

Oh well done milady, I am so pleased for you. Honest injun I am.
<I am going to drink my weight in tailcocks now, just to get my own back>

[Mamyalynne]

Starbuxton with prizes like those you are definitely in.

[ladyalex]

Thank you Ena. Please fill your boots .

Mamya, have you explained to Strabucks about the Direct Debit system ?

Whatever happened to our new under housekeeper, by the way ?

[Mamyalynne]

Milady I do believe the high wages scared her off.

[starone]

Hooray' I made it. I'm in!!! What direct debit system? You sneaked that in after I joined didn't you?

[starone]

Did the housekeeper have to pay wages to you as well?

[ladyalex]

Ah well, there's always next week I suppose.

Well, I must take myself off to bed now after a particularly memorable and literary evening.

Thanks for all the laughs, folks and see you all next week, if we're spared.
ladyalex :-))

[Mamyalynne]

Star if I may be so familiar you signed the paper and that is that, non cancellanle sorry, yes the new under housekeeper scarpered afore she signed.

[ttfn]

Brastuck1 - never, NEVER sign anything at the Manse without a microscope to hand. Too late now - have another tailcock - they are excellent tonight. Matron is a great shaker and stirrer ;o)

[Mamyalynne]

Milady farewell sleep sound
we are so lucky to have you around
the beds are aired his ludship bathed
we will try to be well behaved.

Mamya♥

[ttfn]

Goodnight milady - ta for your hospitality once more. I might even buy a raffle ticket next time - just to get the feel for it! Sweet dreams and ttfn ♥

[alexanderd]

goodnight My Lady I think I too must beg my leave thanks for the hospitality and hope you all have a peaceful week
Alex xxx(If I may be so bold)

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight dear Alex

[ttfn]

Good night Alex - so pleased to see you again tonight. Sweet dreams and ttfn ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Just an announcement that doors will close at 1.20 , do hope everyone has had a pleasant and poetic evening.

Mamya

[ttfn]

I think I will toddle too now mamya - thank you as ever for your company and excellent tailcocks! Must try buying a ticket for the riff raff next time ;o) Sweet dreams and ttfn ♥