Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening all, the Club is now Open


SLightly late tonight because of the snow...joints frozen.

[lcg]

evenin; all...just arrived in from work. sorry i'm late, been playing rugby and darts if you get my drift. have a large bottle of brandy, tho and more than willing to share...x

[Mamyalynne]

Oh elsie most welcome, do make yourself comfy.

[alexanderd]

Well I got here, had trouble with the electromagicity all day going on and off so if I vanish as quickly as I arrived I apologise in advance. Found a body at the main gate whimpering something about kindling so have brought him in for a warm.

[mike11111]

Milady, I crave a boon. I am using my late husband's login to beg this favour. As you are 'indirectly' responsible for the loss of my only means of support, would you be kind enough to pay for his funeral, so that he may have a decent Christian burial, and also grant me a small pension, as, alas, I am now bereft. Mamy did try her best with her potions, but fortunately I was able to jump on the bastard's neck when she wan't looking. Cash or Giro would be most acceptable.

Yours,
Joan the bike (grieving widow).

[alexanderd]

Mike you dont fool us wearing that dress, we have had your sort in here before

[mike11111]

For shame! Durst thou label me a troll?

[alexanderd]

almost a trollop till I recognised you under the heavy make-up

[Mamyalynne]

Trollop methinketh, evening Alex do hope you do not electromagically disappear

[Mamyalynne]

As for Milady stumping up Alms, well I do thinketh you have her mistaken for someone who careths

[mike11111]

Much as I expected. Ah, well, only a few hundred years to go till they introduce social security. 'Spect the kindling will keep me warm till then.

[alexanderd]

sorry Mike11111111111 the kindling has gone in the aga

[ladyalex]

Hello elsie and Alexanderd...sorry to be away for a while....needed in the kitchen.

I hope your electromagnets don't let you down any more, alexanderd. It's very disturbing when that happens. Do you have an alternative source of friction ?

Was that Mike1111111111 in drag ? As if I would pay for anyt...a funeral
Please don't wave that plunger, elsie. I find it rather worrying.

[mike11111]

My kindling will only keep it going for a few hours. SAFC rejects could keep it going for years, if not decades.

[ladyalex]

SAFC ?

[mike11111]

Sunderland Association Football Club, known up here as a contradiction in terms.

[lcg]

thanks for your warm welcome, mamy. hi all! am looking forward to the raffle...i brought some rapid tranquillisation from work; six after eight mints; and a bunch of grapes x

[ladyalex]

I am happy to say I know very little of soccer.

Elsie......what do you use that plunger for ? Does it qualify for tax relief as a tool of your trade ? Is it the tranquillisator of which you spoke ?

[mike11111]

"I am happy to say I know very little of soccer." So do Sunderland.

[Mamyalynne]

Actually Elsie there is a need for a plunger in the butlers pantry sink

[lcg]

i will give the plunger to one of the boys and continue to pass the brandy...lady alex - it is functional and is good as a crowd control utensil...x