OMG I nearly missed the Mad Over Fifties Club. I was feeling so bored and needed something to cheer me up. Regarding the raffle - what have you done with the empty wine bottle and the matchbox with I believe two good matches and 10 dead ones and a residential spider (dead) which I donated last week to start this weeks raffle off as you had already done the draw for last week. Hope you haven't chucked them out with the rubbish when you cleared up after the meeting. I made my own raffle tickets and will sell them to anyone at a very large profit.
Oh good, I knew you would have it well organised, curtsies to my lady and well done to you. Hope that puts my stock up a bit, I think I might have made a really big bloomer trying to sell raffle tickets on the side. No, not that kind of bloomer, wash your mouth out at once.