Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once again, a very god evening and a warm welcome, as I preside in her Ladyship's absence (how the other half live!) Milady has gone a'Beetling, do hope she does not return with any souvenirs as I dread to think how much Rentokil will charge for a weekend call-out!

As you may recall we have quite a backlog of Ruffle prizes and maybe, just maybe we will get round to drawing the Ruffle tonight, the list of prizes are on a roll of Izal pinned up in the understairs loo, do feel free to add any more donations to it.

Anyone willing to give a talk or lecture on an interesting topic, please let me know, otherwise I am sure we can all add our twopennorth as we go along.

Do grab a Tailcock and help yourself to nibbles from the buffet sideboard.

Mamya

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy what a day dear, trauma eh??

Bobbi and Alex quite a double act there.

[Bobbisox]

well that's a bad ending, I don't smoke...
boooo-hissss

[DaisyNonna]

Told the men that she met to zip 'em

[anneasquith]

hi, im at the back scullery window, alex can you give me a leg up please. has ttfn had her baby yet ?

[alexanderd]

could have put something rude but I am a gentleman!!!lol

[Bobbisox]

the Ant and Dec(ess) of the MOFC,,

[Meg]

Right, sorted. ttfn is expecting!! How wonderful, what else have I missed?

[alexanderd]

Anne am on my way, but the door is open you know

[anneasquith]

alex, it was an excuse to show you my new lisle stockings !!!!!!!!!!

[alexanderd]

Well in that case I am definitely on my way, zoooooom

[Bobbisox]

Anne, are you a hussy?
I hope so...pmsl

[DaisyNonna]

Oops! Sorry about the Riff list but I did sooo need some tracing paper.

[ttfn]

Good evening anne - you wouldn't be telling porkies there, now would you? ROFL

I have an important announcenet for you good members of the MOFC

Drum roll somebody please

We have a special honour tonight - someone has been elevated

[ttfn]

http://www.theanswerb...k/Question980694.html

Please be upstanding for her Honourable <<<sniggers>>>

Baroness Catflaps!!!

[alexanderd]

ttfn where is this drum you want me to roll in?

[Bobbisox]

well it aint me I know so one can only guess this is Mamy
congrats to her

[anneasquith]

oh lord, there will be no stopping her royalness now,,,,,,,,,,,,,alex take my lisle stockings off please i have chillblains,,

[starone]

Why isn't the front door on the latch? I had to climb through the toilet window. What awful toilet paper (Izal) I zal have to bring my own if you are going to put that out Mamya. I thought since you had been elevated to the peerage we would have the best of everything including lovely soft toilet paper. I know you can't write on it but that is not the primary purpose is it?

[Bobbisox]

I fancy a bit of Matt please

[ttfn]

Oooops my first titular slip, as it were
I should have said that Mamya is now a right one
Right Honourable one of course.