Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more her Ladyship and Lord Alex are gallivanting as the aristocracy are wont to do, so I am in charge of opening up and welcoming members both old and new.

I have even been granted the keys to the cellar, so name your tipple and a good time will be had by all. Nibbles are also available on the buffet sideboard in the great hall.

I had arranged a most interesting talk by Myshell Scampini on the exotic recipes of seafood from across the globe, however she has cancelled due to pulling a muscle doing a tug of war at the 'Save the Barnacle' fundraising event. Still am sure we can swap recipes of our own.
Raffles tickets and an honesty box are on the hall table by the vestibule.

My donations are:
A box of glass headed pins.
Half a tube of Immac.
Crocheted tissue box cover (lilac and lime)

For the minutes, ttfn sends her apologies (yet again) and new member Muzz may be popping in so do welcome all newcomers and show them the ropes.

[slinky.kate]

oh my'first in,hiya mamya

[boxtops]

Evening mamya, I am just back from Spain so I have brought a seashell from the beach, and some rather nice but partly used shells from our mussels marinera from the other night. I may drop off in a minute as we were travelling from 730 this morning....zz,,,z,

[alexanderd]

Hello Mamy I have for the raffle
A one-cup teapot, slightly cracked
2 packets of spangles but no ropes so I cant show them

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening early birders, hello Katy, Boxy and Alex.

Glad you had a good holiday Boxy, feel free to nap if needed but do not get locked in dear.

Alex, no ropes?? where have they gone, you cannot put anything down for a minute.

[Caran]

Hi Mamya I'll donate a bottle of Baileys and a packet of pork scratchings out of my Skeleton winnings

[slinky.kate]

can i have a vodka & lemonade,with ice please.i was up in my loft today and found some of my treasured toys,so they are no good to me now so you can try and hold an auction as they are antiques now,i have a pogo stick,hoola hoop,tin can(for kick the can,run fast)some string for knock door run fast,my my the memories'''''i also have a bogie which i shall ride in next week

[alexanderd]

Is Ladya stavanging again? I hope she is careful as I believe it is the Haggis mating season

[slinky.kate]

oh,glad your here alexandered ,will you push me in next week in my bogie?i wont tell ttfn our secret(shhhhhh)

[Mamyalynne]

well done on your win carandog, ah slinky has brought string, that will make up for the lost ropes.

What great prizes, well done everyone. Large Voddy for Kate. Do help yourselves to the tailcocks.

[petal54]

'evening all,all well me hopes.have brought along some clothes that mother threw out of her pram,very good condition,free of barnacles, plus an old deckchair,also a once used straightjacket,not mine as still wearing that,so may need help with my V C

[slinky.kate]

remember i told you about my valentine comp,and yous were helping me,i won first prize,£20.

[alexanderd]

Kate for £20 I will push you home tonight as well

[Mamyalynne]

I do recall and well done you!

Alex you are normally so chivalrous dear man.

[petal54]

when did you start charging alexanderd?

[slinky.kate]

alexander we would look a right couple of honeys if you pushed me in a bogie,hope your back is ok.

[Mamyalynne]

Evening Petal, are you well??

Oh yes Katy, he may be after another back rub, saucy he is.

[petal54]

I'm fine,thanks for askingapart from a touch of wind!

[Mamyalynne]

Have a peppermint fizz tailcock, perhaps out on the terrace? They do work fast!

[petal54]

ah! that's much more crumfortable

[Mamyalynne]

Glad it helped, I do a mean liquorice and pernod concoction for other digestive upsets.