Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome everyone.

How pleasant it is to be back in one's own home after the recent flurry of social activity.
I do hope all went well in our absence ?

The recycling bin did seem a tad full this week, but I expect all that glass came from the Home next door. They are rather an unruly lot there.

I believe that there is a Rollover Raffle tonight, so buy your tickets often and early.

Unfortunately tonight's speaker , the well known clairvoyant Miss T Ickmeg, has had to cancel due to a mouldy ball. If any members have 'the gift' , could they please make their way to the upper lesser hall where we will be happy to receive them.

[ladyalex]

I have found the stash of volly vaunts and other assorted nibbles. So , dig in everyone. I'm off to check the wine cellar for tailcock ingredients now. Back soon.

[society]

Anyone, any home remedies for toothache? I went to the dentist on Wednesday but was so scared I left the office before he could see me. Somebody please help!

[alexanderd]

Society thats awful whiskey will deaden the pain but you will need an awful lot

[ladyalex]

Society, I'm so sorry for you. I would suggest the whisky before yougo to the dentist next time, so that you have a chance of staying. As Alexanderd says, an awful lot if it.
Meanwhile, do you have any clove oil to rub on, or even a clove to suck ?

By the way, I have made some tailcocks, but the cellar looks a little empty.....

[society]

I have to go to work soon so cannot do alcohol. But, thanks for your help. ♥

[ladyalex]

Try the clove oil...if you're going out any chemist or probably any supermarket will have it.

[society]

LadyA, I have dried cloves, I will make some clove oil. I'm off to do that now and would be back in a bit.

[alexanderd]

We did have a bit of a tidy down in the cellar Ladya perhaps things are just in a different place

[ladyalex]

Perhaps, Alexanderd, perhaps......it is looking a little empty, specially the oldest stuff....and there are definitely footprints in the dust down there at the back.

ANyway, who's for a tailcock or a cheering gluhwein ?

[DaisyNonna]

Evening milady. So good to see you back.
Brought a bowl of going over daffs for the truffley thing. Whoever wins them, let them die right back, keep them dry and plant them in your border in the autumn.
Alex all is now clear. For one horrible moment I thought you meant an awful lot of pain would be needed.
Ooh! These fungi thingies are delish. Is it a volley whatsit? Thought I could smell cordite.
Perhaps a teeny scotch to clear my palate?

[alexanderd]

Couldnt find a brush to get rid of the eviden...I mean sweep the floor of the cellar. Hi Anne you ok tonight?

[ladyalex]

Hello Daisy, so nice to see you.
A wee whisky is on its way to you toot sweet.

Thanks you so much for the daffs. I'm sure that one of our members is Welshish so wil appreciate them.

[alexanderd]

Did I say Anne I meant of course Daisy, must go and change my teeth

[ladyalex]

evidence ?
Hmmm

Do drink up everyone, it is still cold out, even though Lent approaches.

Alexanderd, please do not leave your teeth lying around. It gives the wrong impression to members.

[alexanderd]

Why do we have to lean on the approaches LadyA are we expecting royalty and have you got your invite to the wedding yet?

[slinky.kate]

just staying 5 mins.i brought some dominoes pizza which was surplus to our requirements so dig in,also some indigestion tabs.and a haggis tail for good luck

[ladyalex]

Slinky ..welcome!

Such largesse. Thank you so much.

Sadly, Alexanderd, the invitation has not yet arrived. I am sure there must be some sort of postal problem, though and am expecting it daily.

No royal visit expected here that I know of, but it is always advisable to Be Prepared as Pudden-Bowl used to say.

[DaisyNonna]

Ok Alex. Sometimes not sure who I am.
Did milady say Len was coming? Don't think I've met him. Perhaps he is incogwhatever as well. Is he rich?

[alexanderd]

Daaisy I thinkk you and I are both getting confused, perhaps we should have another drink

[ladyalex]

Who is this Len ? I don't think we should let him in...he would be Lenin then and we can't have that. He'd probably purge lordalex and me.
Another drink all round, I think.