Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all to our club.

As it is the night of the big moon, members are requested to take great care .

Throat pastilles have been made available in the smaller scullery for those who may have need of them.


No doubt the usual drinks and nibbles will materialise along with our dear Matron.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

An egg slicer (out of it's box, but probably unused)
Five small white buttons (four holes in each )
A box of frogs. (In honour of the big moon)

The colour of tonight's winning ticket is TBA.

[mrs.chappie]

Eh? Mammy, is that an anagram? He sounds like a ghaaaaaastly man.

[supersuezy24]

Evening all x
i ain't over 50 but i am over 26 and mad Haha

[Mamyalynne]

Well you have to get your fashion advice where you can these days.

[ladyalex]

You've all turned up at once !

Lovely to see you all and thank you all so much for your gifts and offerings.

The moon is causing us a few problems tonight.
Grasscarp, we don't mention the 'bewildered' word in here. Their home is next door and they may try to invade again at any time. It's chaos when they get in.

Pasties, how delicious an another Lunar sruprise @ please. I'm getting used to them now, only one eye clamped shut.

[alexanderd]

Dont think I should try the Lunarsups@ my eyes are just getting used to the light but a pastie and a pint would go down well

[alexanderd]

supersuezy just sign in twice no-one will notice

[grasscarp]

Thank you mamy. I am a bit of a dusty tome myself! and as for you Ladyalex your warning about the B word made me laugh!

[mrs.chappie]

Ah, gotcha mammy.

Alas, I am not related to said G.Wan. I do have a second cousin, fifth removed, who taught needlework though .... will that do?

[ttfn]

Club is filling up nicely now, that was a jolly good cockatiel Mymatronya. Dusty Tombs did someone say? Bit late for polishing grave stones tonight, innit? May I another crocodile for my dry throat please?

[ladyalex]

Didn't you apply for a post on the staff here, Supersuezy ?

Mamya! the forms !!..

[Mamyalynne]

That will do fine, but no time to change my uniform tonight.

More tailcocks allround, pint for Alex.

Suezy come on in dear we need young members too, but please be a little mad too.

[ladyalex]

Well, I felt it was only fair to warn you as you so rarely attend, grasscarp.

Ena, when did you transmogrify into a panda ?

[supersuezy24]

Good one Alexander xxx

Ttfn i love the new pic xxx

[mrs.chappie]

As promised, I boiled a roast for the sandwiches. Luncheon meat anyone?

[ladyalex]

Mrs C I love luncheon meat. Don't know when I last had it. (Luncheon meat , I mean. Remember clearly when I last had ......)

[alexanderd]

Ena why have you got black eyes?

[ladyalex]

She hasn't been fighting in the street again, has she ? She did ask for painkillers earlier.

[Mamyalynne]

Luncheon meat is yummy. I have some home made Picallili to go with it too.

[starone]

Alex - just finished reading the Clan of the Cave Bear. I did not want to leave it. I really enjoyed it. I have just ordered the next of the series, Valley of the Horses, £2.76 on Amazon Marketplace. I felt as if I knew that place. Thanks for the recommendation.

[Meg]

Hello, just popped in for a quick snifter.
Cupboards to clean out, soooooooooooooo much stuff for the raffle.