Can someone help me stuff these?

[AB Editor]

I need to put these jokes into the crackers for this year. Take care though, some are ancient: http://www.theanswerb...s/Question970867.html

New additions welcome, but they need to be of a vintage.

Ed.

[AB Editor]

Also, you may be interested in this page: http://isitchristmas.com/

[rowanwitch]

keep trying Ed...your Christmas spirit will be all used up by the first of December at this rate...


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back

A stick

[AB Editor]

A classic: What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[rowanwitch]

Oh dear...better ease back on the Brandy butter ... they are getting worse..

[EvianBaby]

My nephew told me one the other that cracked me up.

What's invisible and smells like bananas???



A monkeys fart!

[Lie-in King]

Bah, humbug.

Why aren't there any aspirin in the jungle?

Because the parrots-eat-em-all.

Boom-hardy-har-boom.

[rowanwitch]

why did tarzan have a plastic loin cloth
To keep his nuts jungle fresh (you need to be old enough to remember the ads)

[AB Editor]

:)

[Mamyalynne]

'What's green, has 8 legs and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?'


'Snooker table'


I'll get me coat.

[dr b]

Why should you go to the beach when you're hungry?

Because of all the sand which is there

[JOBOBABE]

what's black & shiney and sails the ocean?.....

binbag the sailor

[AB Editor]

I must say, some of these are heroically awful.

[dr b]

Q What happens to red pants if you put them in water?

A They get wet.

[yogi-bear]

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

:0)

[rowanwitch]

What is the difference between a fork lift and a male giraffe

One has hydraulics one has high........

[yogi-bear]

Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death.

Local papers say... It was murder on Zidane's floor.


>>>>Ok i'll get me coat :0)

[nannybooby]

my personal all time fav
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wont pay the ransom,boom boom.

[rowanwitch]

How do you know elephants have been making love in your back garden

your bin liners have knots in them

[yogi-bear]

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?

A. Where you left it.

:0)