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Catholic Funeral
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I've just got back from a requiem mass and I'm 'king knackered. With all the standing up and sitting down, responding and chanting, bells ringing, incense wafting, etc. I'm going for a lie down :-)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Stop me if I've mentioned this before, but I played the Saxophone at a friend's funeral a while ago. It was "Autumn Leaves", one of his favourite tunes.
During this, a lady said to a friend of mine.......
"That's the sexiest Sax playing I've ever heard ...... and is he single?"
My friend said "yes, he is".
"Oh that's a pity .................. I'm not"
During this, a lady said to a friend of mine.......
"That's the sexiest Sax playing I've ever heard ...... and is he single?"
My friend said "yes, he is".
"Oh that's a pity .................. I'm not"