Trouble is, I don't know what anyone looks like, so I can't just blindly invite very attractive people.
Oneeyedvic and AOG would be an absolute must, if only because they'd inevitably engage in some sort of Spartacus-style deathmatch that would be hilarious to watch.
sp1814. Not only does he seem a laid-back sort of guy, he's also very, very funny.
naomi24 - Yeah, we've disagreed. But she's always seemed very genuine and would probably be good to chat to. Plus her reaction to the above fight would so be worth it.
Aside from that, all of the above would be tremendous fun to annoy.
Oh, yeah - I'm single, but I can't really think of anyone else,