I am God's Newest Prophet

[beso]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye. I am the Prophet Beso.

By reason of miracle I have recently beome aware of the most intimate beliefs of THE ONE TRUE GOD and as a consequence my every thought is entangled with that of THE LORD! Ask me anything and by virtue of my intimate knowledge of THE LORD I can tell you the ultimate truth about everything.

All previous prophets told the WORD OF GOD but He has vested in me the latest of all truth and commanded that devotees to previous prophets accept my word as THE WORD OF GOD ALMIGHTY, THE ONE TRUE GOD. This truth will be the ultimate truth that He will never change again.

Please tell me your prejudices and I will ask THE LORD for His judgement.

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Now please explain to me why a plethora of men from the past have said much the same thing .......... and you believe them but not me.

[tiggerblue10]

I don't believe any of them.

[Zhukov]

Where are the 39 steps?

[mickrog]

i dont either

[RATTER15]

They were just being silly beggars.

I believe you!!!

[Zhukov]

Brian..Beso...possibly,one and the same! ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

[China Doll]

If you can turn this bottle of water in to a decent bottle of sauvy blanc or rioja then I'll believe whatever you want me to :c)

[RATTER15]

China, I can do it the other way around :)

[rowanwitch]

oh foolish mortal beware for there are in this place servants of many true gods
Sister Wolf from the Church of Frankie and Merlin
Sister Fluff high priestess to the goddess Murphy
and various others in a huge pantheon of feline divinity

Thou shalt be smitten by many claws and drowned in a sea of cat wee and furballs for your audacity

[China Doll]

Well so can I but that would just essentially be lambrini wouldn't it? Hardly a miracle drink... ;0)

[joggerjayne]

Do you need anything from COSTCO, Lord Beso ?

[mccfluff]

can you tell me when fatty's going to bugger off and get his own place?

[S_C]

beso
"Ask me anything and by virtue of my intimate knowledge of THE LORD I can tell you the ultimate truth about everything."

"Now please explain to me why a plethora of men from the past have said much the same thing .......... and you believe them but not me. "

If your so all knowing then you should not need to ask this question.
In fact you would know this question is both irrelevent and incorrect

[elgreco]

I just don't get the constant bickering between 'believers' and 'non-believers'. People have the right to believe or not. I can't be doing with all these children of a god who want to change my point of view and I also find it just as distasteful that all the non-believers seem to think that it is their mission to make christians, muslims or whatever see the error of their ways. Lighten up everybody.

[Old_Geezer]

You can't be the newest for verily it is said, "There is one born every minute."

[naomi24]

S_C, //In fact you would know this question is both irrelevent and incorrect//

Why is it?

[jno]

short answer: because they persuaded people face-to-face, not anonymously on a blog. Subsequent generations accept (or not, as they choose) that their ancestors believed the prophet in question was real.

Go out into the world and try convincing real people. If you succeed, maybe you have something. If you fail, maybe you don't. But personal observation and testimony have always been important in determing truth, which is why court cases are more reliably decided by jurors than by bloggers.

[Old_Geezer]

Anyway, clearly you are not serious, where are the years of dedication trying to persuade others (preferably in a land other than the one you were born into) ?

[naomi24]

elgreco, //People have the right to believe or not.//

Yes, they do. They do not, however, have a right to inflict their beliefs on anyone else.

[Davethedog]

I asked Sith why he was prepared to believe that the Koran was the word of god but written by man but not prepared to believe that god speaks to american TV evangalists.

His reply I looked at the "options" and chose Islam. So good luck :-)

[S_C]

naomi
it is both irrelevent and incorrect because,
this person can answer the ultimate truth about Everything

And his question states he think's we believed previous so called prophets which is inacurate .
as someone who knows the ultimate truth about everything he should know this. therefore making the question innacurate and as its inacurate its also irrelevent