I am God's Newest Prophet

[beso]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye. I am the Prophet Beso.

By reason of miracle I have recently beome aware of the most intimate beliefs of THE ONE TRUE GOD and as a consequence my every thought is entangled with that of THE LORD! Ask me anything and by virtue of my intimate knowledge of THE LORD I can tell you the ultimate truth about everything.

All previous prophets told the WORD OF GOD but He has vested in me the latest of all truth and commanded that devotees to previous prophets accept my word as THE WORD OF GOD ALMIGHTY, THE ONE TRUE GOD. This truth will be the ultimate truth that He will never change again.

Please tell me your prejudices and I will ask THE LORD for His judgement.

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Now please explain to me why a plethora of men from the past have said much the same thing .......... and you believe them but not me.

[elgreco]

naomi. I thought that was what i had writen???

[naomi24]

S_C, I think you've misunderstood the question. People do believe those who have surfaced claiming to reveal the truth, Christians, Mormons and Muslims among them.

[S_C]

and you believe them but not me.



thats his own words ...
it should have read many have believed them not " you believed them "

[Noraq]

Just fancied a bit of cutting and pasting......

“It would be intolerant if I advocated the banning of religion, but of course I never have. I merely give robust expression to views about the cosmos and morality with which you happen to disagree. You interpret that as ‘intolerance’ because of the weirdly privileged status of religion, which expects to get a free ride and not have to defend itself. If I wrote a book called The Socialist Delusion or The Monetarist Delusion, you would never use a word like intolerance. But The God Delusion sounds automatically intolerant. Why? What’s the difference? I have a (you might say fanatical) desire for people to use their own minds and make their own choices, based upon publicly available evidence. Religious fanatics want people to switch off their own minds, ignore the evidence, and blindly follow a holy book based upon private ‘revelation’. There is a huge difference.”
― Richard Dawkins

[beso]

S_C // And his question states he think's we believed previous so called prophets which is inacurate //

Both those who believed and those who didn't belive are correct and part of my covenant.

I could explain it to you by God's will is so mysterious that you could never understand. That is why you must accept what I say even though it makes no sense to ordinary people.

[naomi24]

elgreco, //I just don't get the constant bickering between 'believers' and 'non-believers'.... I also find it just as distasteful that all the non-believers seem to think that it is their mission to make christians, muslims or whatever see the error of their ways. Lighten up everybody. //

It seemed to me that you were objecting to people challenging belief - or otherwise.

S_C. the question is clearly aimed at those of a religious persuasion. As I said, I think you've misunderstood it.

Noraq, congratulations for giving attribution. It doesn't happen often around here. ;o)

[beso]

S_C //thats his own words ...
it should have read many have believed them not " you believed them " //

If you are going to lecture on grammar at least you aught to punctuate it correctly.

[ludwig]

That's not the way to do it noraq - you have to start it with a few original words like 'Here's what I think..' then paste the text, and then end it with a few original words such as '...so there.', and lose the quotation marks and the attribution.
That's how cutting and pasting works in R&S.

[S_C]

ha ha

i neither accept nore believe therefore your comments are irrelevent to me

anyway as your explination would still leave me with a lack of understanding " accordingto you " then the question would be are you sure your the one to partake in the role you have given yourself.

i wont comment again as there really is no point as my perspective and " obvious " inability to understand would make it useless !!!

[beso]

@ S_C. What have you been drinking?

I have done a bottle of wine but I believe I am still coherent.

[EDDIE51]

No I am God's newest prophet , I need cash to develop my ministry all donations grate fully recieved.

[beso]

I have just had a message from THE ONE TRUE GOD.

Eddie51 is an evil spirit. Those who worship his God are damned. You must only listent to the TRUE GOD. Beso's God. Thou shalt not waver or thou shalt be damned.

[naomi24]

Damn! Wish you'd have given us the true message in the first place. I've just sent Eddie a cheque!

[jomifl]

Beso's coming out as the prophet of the one true god must be great relief for the religionistis, as they can now contact him directly and send as much money as they like via paypal confident that it will go direct to god without being filched by some lightfingered preacher.

[LazyGun]

It just doesnt have the ring of veracity Beso.

1. No quotations and coy numbered references to the holy book ( inserted into the text in that way in the hope that readers will seek out said holy book, see the light, and become a convert)

2. No antiscientific text, or misrepresentation of fact, distorted by the prism of faith.

Epic Fail! ;)

[ludwig]

I like the sound of beso's teachings. Count me in as long as I don't have to wear a funny hat on Tuesdays or anything.

[naomi24]

LG, //No quotations and coy numbered references to the holy book //

Oh come on! Be Fair! He hasn't written it yet. ;o)

[DTCwordfan]

Where did you buy your Jesus Creepers?

[venator]

The only true church in these here parts is the First Church of Answerbank, pardner... Meet you at high noon outside the R&S saloon...

Praise Ab Editor


By the way, We have the answer, and it's forty two...