Jehovah's Coming To A Railway Station Near You !

[mikey4444]

Beware all commuters !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28166192

[1ozzy]

People can walk past and ignore them if they wish to.
I guess its up to the individual.

[lady-janine]

this was also in yesterday's telegraph.

[mikey4444]

If they are camped out at railway stations instead of bothering me on a Saturday morning, then this has got to be an improvement !

Mind the gap !

[RATTER15]

Mikey, you mean the gap between their ears I assume?

[mikey4444]

Actually ratter, I'm not sure what I meant...the phrase just came straight out of the blue !

[jomifl]

/"One woman asked if it was possible to take copies for her colleagues because she said her whole office was stressed."/
Running out of loo paper can be stressful..

[atalanta]

Yet another waste of trees

[excelsior-1]

i guess they have found a new 'platform' from which to put forward their beliefs

[Buenchico]

It's nothing new. I was throwing them out of railways stations years ago!

[whiskeryron]

You've all probably heard the tale of the young JW who knocked on the houe door & the lady opened the door & invited him in & offered him a cup of tea & when they were both seated she said to him '' right what was it you wanted to talk to me about ''? & the young man replied '' I haven't a clue I've never got this far before''.

[Fitzer]

Is he?

[ludwig]

// I was throwing them out of railways stations years ago! //

I bet you weren't even working there either.

[mibn2cweus]

What, you mean like for free . . . simply out of the goodness of his heart?

No, say it isn't so!

[Answerprancer]

I've gone beyond being outraged by Joeboes, they infiltrated my family years ago then it all went to pot (quite literally for a couple of them). These days I just find them funny and enjoy a little mild/friendly píss-taking when they come knocking.

[goodlife]

All I can say you haven't seen anything yet.

[mrs_overall]

Is the print on the magazines good quality?
If so, I would quite happily encourage my family to pick one up.
You have no idea how expensive Andrex is these days

[vulcan42]

Yet again, another profound statement by our resident JW,goodgrief

[mrs_overall]

vulcan, at least it wasn't cut and pasted

[naomi24]

Goodlife, if you’re thinking of expanding your act into vaudeville I believe the appropriate expression is “You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet!”

[mrs_overall]

naomi - book me a seat on the front row, preferably at the end of the row near the fire escape