What would you ask God?

[naomi24]

If you had the opportunity to have a proper conversation with God, what questions would you want answered?

[China Doll]

If there was a God to have a conversation with do you know I think I'd just like to go hang out over a couple of glasses of wine and just shoot the breeze so to speak. I have no burning questions I need the answer to from them.

I might ask if he enjoyed the matinee show that is my life though!

[brionon]

If Jesus is your 'Only begotten Son'' and you are my father;does that mean I'm a girl ?

[Kroozer]

I'd spend the first million years just sitting on His knee and getting a cuddle, then I'd ask Him to explain all of the mysteries of the universe, such as the nature of gravity, the mystery of matter, and aske Him where all the millions of missing socks go to every year!
And why Thelands' posts have been removed.

[bensmum]

I suppose I would have to ask "Why?". No specifics just why to everything.

[sandrajo]

same as bensmum; Why?

[naomi24]

In A Pickle, obviously it's a hypothetical question.

Brionon - that's really funny. :o)

[mibn2cweus]

Where's Osama?

[rojash]

wizard66has some good ideas - I'd like to know how he got all the kangaroos to travel from Mt Arrarat to Australia without any of them stopping off on the way, and why he created Slough.

[~max~]

I suppose I would ask "where are we all going? Is there a point?"

[Theland]

Am I back yet?

[Kroozer]

Wiz - The dinosaurs could have been reptile eggs, or baby lizards. The mucking out was done by Eastern European immigrants who like to do the jobs that the crew of the Ark thought were beneath them, and for minimum wage.

Stoke On Trent migh have been the site of the original garden of Eden, but there was this snake, and a woman, and an apple .........

Your liver is getting larger as we speak ........

Tomorrows budget might help curtail your alcohol consumption.

Mens nipples are for the benefit of Goths who like to have them pierced, so you have a choice, you can become a Goth.

I could go on .......

[123everton]

I'd ask why does light travel at the same speed through a vacuum?

[WaldoMcFroog]

I would like to ask 'where we're all going, and whether there's a pint'.

[Theland]

You'll go to the "Pub With No Beer".
I'll be in the free house next door!

[spanner7853]

why is the world so crap, if their is a god and he does exist why does he let the world carry on as it is with violence, why do innocent people die and evil ones live etc etc etc

[chakka35]

I'd ask him why he created the earth at least three days before the rest of the universe, and how he managed to separate light from dark on the first day, and have evenings and mornings on the first three days, when the sun and the other stars weren't created until the fourth day. Wouldn't it have been better, I would ask, to have invented the sun and the rest of the universe first?

(I shan't let on, of course, that we know that the latter is what actually happened; no sense in upsetting the old fellow with our superior knowledge.)

I'll also ask him why there are two mutually-contradictory accounts of his own son's birth, or hasn't he read the OT yet?

[chakka35]

Sorry, I meant the NT, of course. See? Even I can be as careless as God sometimes.

[coco pops]

I would like to ask if Adam and Eve had belly buttons. strange question i know but something i think about.