Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[Theland1]

...... and Mibs finishes his shift as barman in the pole dancing bar soon, so he'll be along with a couple of alcopops!

[China Doll]

You drink, I'll have me grapefruit squash... for added raz ma taz I've added fizzy water!

I can't imagine Mibs in a strip joint.... no idea why!

[Theland1]

Oh beneath that cloak of moons and stars,
naked as the day he was born,
except for his sandals.

[Theland1]

Shamefully, I have to confess that in my wild and rather disastrous youth, I did indeed go into a strip joint, and the most remarkable thing that happened was a guy in front of my crowd, sttod on a table to get a better view at the, "crucial moment," and unwittingly stuck his head into the path of the fast rotating ceiling fan, which battered him, and although no blood was in evidence, it certainly cooled his ardour.
As I say, my shameful past, but in mitigation, I must say that I didn't know any better, but that is not an excuse.

[China Doll]

Going to a lap dancing club is on my to list... worryingly tht's actually true.

[Theland1]

��The Mibpipes are a callin� an� I feel myself fallin�, �
Down down down down�
But the wine�s not to blame,
Coz it�s always the same,�
�When the pipes, oh the pipes, �
�Call me hooooooooooooooooooooooome�

[Theland1]

Give us a song China!

[Theland1]

Whoa!
Just a cotton pickin' minute!
YOU in a lap dancing club?
Whadya mean?
Surely not naked blokes sitting on your knee?
No no no!
Don't do it.
Tacky!

[China Doll]

What on earth would I want to look at naked men girating for? Have you any idea how ridiculous most guys look when the dance let alone dancing semi clad? No, I meant a ladies lap dancing club. My friend says he'll take me. I've drawn a line at his offer to buy me a dance though, I'm curious but not that curious!

[Theland1]

So some bird is gonna get her kecks off and sit on yer knee?
Angonamo!
This is going ovewr my head, the worl is topsy turvy!
I don't understand but it all seems crazy to me. Why would you WANT to go there? A sad plce surely full of sad people that thrive on the demand from an immoral public? A self destructive spiral downwards, a slippery slope, a not nice place, a stinky hole, and you call this guy your, "friend?"
Hmph!
I would take you dancing.
A glass of wine, me in my suit, you in your evening gown, the band playing, the lights low, we hold each other and let the music flow. Now that's a friend!
(... and then Mibs comes by in his white jacket with his tray selling cockles and prawns ..... ).

[China Doll]

Well that would be nice too Theland.

I want to go because I like to watch and observe people... in this particular instance not in a pervy sense but I can't always gurantee that either... Also I don't think it is sad or immoral, the pussycat dolls probably do worse and they're emulated by three year olds.

It's just dancing to titilate. I'd probably have more concerns about going to a live sex show... although that said, I'd really like to see the ping pong ball trick live! Actually I did go to a sex club but it was in Barcelona and I really needed the loo quite desperately so just ran in there against the better judgement of my ex who thought I might get 'peeped' on. I did get a few looks (only girl wearing jeans and a teeshirt that actually fitted) but it was ok. I wanted to stay and see what happened but ex was being a bit of a bore.

Anyway, it's just sex which as fun as it can be is really just a rather messy exchange of bodily fluids not some sacred experience.

[mibn2cweus]

. . . how romantical.

[China Doll]

Please.... Romance is dead Mibs, it died sometime after the bastile got yanked down. All that's left are people going the motions on the notion (hey I'm a poet) of what romance really is. Hey lets light some candles and eat then I'll give you some flowers and chocolates and perhaps a shooting star will go zooming past. ANd lets not forget a love song by some prepubesant or a some other ballard writing wonder who's worked out that e minor makes a nice noise.

I like candle light so I don't have much by way of complaint for that but I prefer my flowers alive and if not then at least not something someonelse shoved in to a bouqet for you cause they thought it looked pretty, I prefer nachos to chocolate and shooting stars are very freaking common if you've not polluted your entire sky so much that you can actually see the damn things. Elton John can reduce me to tears but it's not really the good kind.

So no, I'm not very romantic. Or rather I am but I think the idea or romance these days and what romance actually is are two entirely different things.

Mini rant over. :c)

[Theland1]

One day, China, your knight in shining armour will arrive, and sweep you off your feet, and then you will have to eat your words.
Sooner rather than later I hope.

[China Doll]

Should that occasion ever occur I promise to print a full retraction!

[Theland1]

I predict you will go all gooeey very soon.
I just feel it.

[China Doll]

Uh huh.... I'd prefer the winning lottery numbers actually if we're doing predictions! :c)

[Theland1]

No, seriously, a woman like you is not destined to be without a romantic lover, who will sweep you off your feet, just as soon as you lower your defences, and allow the world in.

[China Doll]

LOL!!!

Thanks Theland, I'll let you know how that goes!