Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[Theland1]

Here we go again - second attempt.
I sleep as and when the black cloud dictates, but I suspect the Mibs 'n China simply work awkward shifts.

[Theland1]

Socks. Keeping socks on provides additional traction at the crucial moment, as well as permitting the possibility of making a fashion statement.

[Theland1]

When I think of all of those little three minute sessions, my how they must add up, imagine if I spent the time doing an OU degree course, I could have had my Ba Hons Eng Lit like China. By the way, what subjects did you get your degrees in ? (Don't be shy ..... )

[Theland1]

Tattoos - I don't like them and don't have any, and so far, my kids have resisted the temptation to mark themselves.
Why do ladies in particular get tattoos when they could get temporary ones if they felt the need to adorn themselves with daft symbols.
Am I just a fuddy duddy?
Nah! I like females to be feminine, not coverd in daggers and anchors like some old Sea Salt on a bad day! Blimey, look at Ms Winehouse!

[Theland1]

Something for Mibs

[China Doll]

I imagine they get them for the same reasons anyone does, cause they like them and think they're sexy. I think Warrick is sexy in CSI (actually I think all the male characters are come to think of it) so there's no accounting for taste. He looks better in Aliens 2 though... (I only mention him as my friend thinks I need help, I haven't told her I also fancy Darren Brown yet. And yes, I do know. I just think I can change him).

[China Doll]

And yes Naomi, I do remember clicking with you and Boo and Figure, it was quite an orgy of clicking. As I recall I was a natural but you needed more practice... Ah, what wonderful memories!

[China Doll]

(Although to be fair, Naomi's second time round.... Wow! Was I glad I clicked on that!)

[Theland1]

Something for Naomi.

[Theland1]

I need to join in this orgy of clicking.
How does one to the double click trick where two consecutive words have different URL's embedded in them, (if that's the right word.!)
Got an inkling so going to give it a try.
Had a nice Monday China?
Jack Russell? Used to live next door to one, got bitten after I went in their house to fix their washing machine - woman was weeping apologies whilst I stood there bleeding profusely! Yes, brilliant protective dogs, you're well protected there. (Don't tell me the Jack Russell is tattooed?)

[China Doll]

Well other than the one time that I wanted to see if red wine would stain white fur (it does), Tilly has remained blemish free. Although I wonder if I could write luv and hat across her paws? It's an interesting thought.

I actually don't like dogs. Jack russells in particular as I was bitten by one as a child. When mum and stepdad first announced they were thinking of getting a jack russell dog I warned them that if it came too close to me it would be treated like any other football I see. So mum in her infinite wisdom never told me when they got her and I came round for a visit one day and there was this black and white ball of fluff at my ankles so stupidly pleased to see me she widdled herself on my mums shoes. It was at that point I knew it was the start of a beautiful friendship. She is however, the only dog I like. I have always been a cat person.

[Theland1]

China, some men like to show off their tattoos.

[China Doll]

Blondies boyfriend has a tattoo of a dragon all down his chest and at an aunts birthday earlier this year the photographer asked him to tweak his nipple for the photo (he had a shirt on but top unbuttoned), whether this was to help with the tattoo or something else God knows. Said photographer took quite a shine to blondie too actually much to her distress. Once she'd run away (read hide behind her 6'6 cousin) for the kazillionth time he then moved on to me. I'm not so polite and this infatuation did not last long.

[Theland1]

I too am a, "cat person," (there must be a proper adjective for that.
We have four, a Ragdoll, a Siamese, and two black and white moggie sisters that I call the "Krays" as they stick up for each other against all comers, and even chase the local Tom away as soon as he has "served" them, which is quite often judging by the noise coming from the garden some nights. Not everything living here is celibate!

[Theland1]

Gee wizz China, you're just a pure romantic!

[China Doll]

I am actually. Although an often misunderstood one!

[Theland1]

....... now why didn't you cut the photographer a bit of slack, (if that is the appropriate phrase), and actually let him into you space? He might have been a nice chap. Or better still, a filthy rich nice chap, and part owner of a shoe shop?

[Theland1]

The evening could have ended up so differently.