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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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I haven't set a date for the next dinner party, details still being finalised.
However, the menu is more or less agreed.
Horses hooves and things on sticks served with a can of lager.
A tin of tomato soup served with a can of lager.
Main course of egg chips and beans served with a can of lager, OR uncle Bens boil in the bag rice with chips and curry served with a can of lager, OR Corned beef, potatoes and peas served with a can of lager.
Sweet - Rum ba ba's served with a can of lager, OR big cobs of cheese and Jacobs crackers served with a can of lager. Additional side orders of lager and bread and butter to make butties available on request.
Tea and coffee served in mugs and more cans of lager.
Background music, George Formby, and Hawkwind.
10 o'clock - clear the tables for a game of bingo, and then pile outside to fight with the neighbours.
However, the menu is more or less agreed.
Horses hooves and things on sticks served with a can of lager.
A tin of tomato soup served with a can of lager.
Main course of egg chips and beans served with a can of lager, OR uncle Bens boil in the bag rice with chips and curry served with a can of lager, OR Corned beef, potatoes and peas served with a can of lager.
Sweet - Rum ba ba's served with a can of lager, OR big cobs of cheese and Jacobs crackers served with a can of lager. Additional side orders of lager and bread and butter to make butties available on request.
Tea and coffee served in mugs and more cans of lager.
Background music, George Formby, and Hawkwind.
10 o'clock - clear the tables for a game of bingo, and then pile outside to fight with the neighbours.
I don't wish to sound ungrateful, but I get the feeling that something is missing from my life, that life is passing me by, that all of my great plans have come to nothing, and my ambitions, modest though they were, are all crushed and lying on the floor in pieces, totally beyond repair .......
If only Mibs had a spare room in his tower, next floor up the spiral staircase, and if he also had a vacancy for a sorcerers apprentice, then maybe, just maybe, he could teach me alchemy, woodwork and the necessary skills to become a a great sage and onion like his good self, and then once qualified, he might bestow upon me the title of "Cweus - black belt sixth Dan," just like him.
......... or maybe not ........
If only Mibs had a spare room in his tower, next floor up the spiral staircase, and if he also had a vacancy for a sorcerers apprentice, then maybe, just maybe, he could teach me alchemy, woodwork and the necessary skills to become a a great sage and onion like his good self, and then once qualified, he might bestow upon me the title of "Cweus - black belt sixth Dan," just like him.
......... or maybe not ........
Ah, the art of the discerning mushy pea connoisseur, a subject upon which we could talk way into the night. I'm impressed. Theland, you old devil, you certainly know how to woo a girl! Take me - I'm yours!
But ..... No red wine?!!!!!! Arrrrrrghhhh! I've changed my mind!
But ...... calms down slightly then again .... things on sticks? No doubt stuck into a melon covered in tin foil? Oh, how very refined. Now I'm really impressed!
My choice will have to be egg and chips - home cooked chips you understand - none of that rubbishy McCains Oven stuff. Oooo ... I love egg and chips. Haven't had that for YEARS!
And what are horses hooves? Are they something northern, or are you just being your usual daft self? (I hate to tell you, and I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but that's a serious question. Well, they do say funny things in the north, don't they? Like cobs of cheese. What on earth is a cob of cheese? A cob's a horse isn't it? Does this cheese have anything to do with the horses hooves?).
Can I pass on that fight with the neighbours? I'm a wimp. I'm willing to hold the coats though - and cheer the winners.
But ..... No red wine?!!!!!! Arrrrrrghhhh! I've changed my mind!
But ...... calms down slightly then again .... things on sticks? No doubt stuck into a melon covered in tin foil? Oh, how very refined. Now I'm really impressed!
My choice will have to be egg and chips - home cooked chips you understand - none of that rubbishy McCains Oven stuff. Oooo ... I love egg and chips. Haven't had that for YEARS!
And what are horses hooves? Are they something northern, or are you just being your usual daft self? (I hate to tell you, and I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but that's a serious question. Well, they do say funny things in the north, don't they? Like cobs of cheese. What on earth is a cob of cheese? A cob's a horse isn't it? Does this cheese have anything to do with the horses hooves?).
Can I pass on that fight with the neighbours? I'm a wimp. I'm willing to hold the coats though - and cheer the winners.
Right.... These dinner parties... I don't normally put myself forward for this sort of thing but after some soul searching and much gagging at the menu... Would y'all mind if I do the cooking? And look after the music? It's nothing personal of course, it's just that I have both taste buds and erm... taste.
I'm still cool with Naomi on the wine.
Incidently, cracking episode of CSI tonight with Warrick looking particularly sexy but Nick and Greg in a very close second place.
I'm still cool with Naomi on the wine.
Incidently, cracking episode of CSI tonight with Warrick looking particularly sexy but Nick and Greg in a very close second place.
The horses hooves, are sometimes referred to by those who scoff them regularly, as hor d'ourvres or something like that, hence, horses hooves, or, to drop the aitch foe a scouse accent, " 'orses 'ooves."
So we're clear on that one.
Cob of cheese? Cob = large lump
eg 'cob' of bread - bread roll - or simply 'cob'
as in, "stick a cob in yer gob!"
It's a good job I'm around to teach you lot the finer points of " Etty Ketty!"
So we're clear on that one.
Cob of cheese? Cob = large lump
eg 'cob' of bread - bread roll - or simply 'cob'
as in, "stick a cob in yer gob!"
It's a good job I'm around to teach you lot the finer points of " Etty Ketty!"
Apart from China, (Eng Lit), nobody else will tell me about their university experiences, so I'm goin it alone, and just thought that having the letters, c w e u s after my name might have gotten me a good job as a neuro surgeon or shoe sales assistant.
Or indeed, as a Principal in the Temple Of Reasons' School Of Etty Ketty, completing the education of fashionable young ladies who wish to learn how to conduct themselves correctly in every type of social situation, " like what I do."
Or indeed, as a Principal in the Temple Of Reasons' School Of Etty Ketty, completing the education of fashionable young ladies who wish to learn how to conduct themselves correctly in every type of social situation, " like what I do."
"Noxlumos" has returned to the fold, as "obNOXious" and has posted in S & C.
He left, I recall, to go to Chatterbank, like fallen angels following the star of the morning.
Well, the prodigal returns.
Alas, another atheist champion to swell the ranks of sword wielding secular knights, thirsting for the blood of innocent Christians.
He left, I recall, to go to Chatterbank, like fallen angels following the star of the morning.
Well, the prodigal returns.
Alas, another atheist champion to swell the ranks of sword wielding secular knights, thirsting for the blood of innocent Christians.
So China, you and Naomi have been holding out on me, and not cracking on about the meaning of. "cweus."
The pair of you have laughed your heads off whilst I have made a complete and utter fool of myself, trying to get a cweus after my name, and all along ..........
Well? What is it?
Not an embarrassing medical condition I hope!
Please do share and don't keep me in suspenders any longer.
Your cooperation in this matter is much appreciated.
The pair of you have laughed your heads off whilst I have made a complete and utter fool of myself, trying to get a cweus after my name, and all along ..........
Well? What is it?
Not an embarrassing medical condition I hope!
Please do share and don't keep me in suspenders any longer.
Your cooperation in this matter is much appreciated.
Oh! I don't believe it! You've been at it again! Sneaking about in the night the minute my back's turned! And while I'm on the subject of sneaking, WHO locked the door after they left? I couldn't get in this morning, so I came back later toting a brick, fully intent on breaking a window - and lo and behold I find Theland's in before me. Mmm ... doesn't take much to work out who the culprit is!
Ahh ... horses hooves! NOW I get it. Oh me of simple mind!
Cob? My friends in Birmingham call bread rolls cobs - and I know some say that people have a 'cob on' when they're in a bad mood, but I just think of it as a horse. Odd thing, language.
China, are you a good cook then? Can't wait to come to yours if you are - I 'm raring to go - or rather, to come. I've got the wine, so no worries there.
Who's Noxlumos? I don't remember him.
Never seen CSI, China. It's a police thing, isn't it? I don't watch much TV - but I've been watching House - and Greys Anatomy - which is pretty daft, but it's something I find easy when my brain is tired. Don't have to think too much watching that - well, you don't have to think at all really! And McDreamy is pretty dreamy. Well, I didn't think so originally, but he's sort of grown on me.
Theland, dear, I'm not sure I can go down the 'cweus' route and spill the beans. Maybe mibs will give you a hint.
Ahh ... horses hooves! NOW I get it. Oh me of simple mind!
Cob? My friends in Birmingham call bread rolls cobs - and I know some say that people have a 'cob on' when they're in a bad mood, but I just think of it as a horse. Odd thing, language.
China, are you a good cook then? Can't wait to come to yours if you are - I 'm raring to go - or rather, to come. I've got the wine, so no worries there.
Who's Noxlumos? I don't remember him.
Never seen CSI, China. It's a police thing, isn't it? I don't watch much TV - but I've been watching House - and Greys Anatomy - which is pretty daft, but it's something I find easy when my brain is tired. Don't have to think too much watching that - well, you don't have to think at all really! And McDreamy is pretty dreamy. Well, I didn't think so originally, but he's sort of grown on me.
Theland, dear, I'm not sure I can go down the 'cweus' route and spill the beans. Maybe mibs will give you a hint.
Mibs told me I was not to trust him. What a gift from the master. He must have had his reasons though.
Mibs could give me a hint on cweus, but somehow ..... well I think he likes to see me squirm a little ...... a lot.
Maybe China in her grace and mercy will put me out of my misery. Oh this is a quest, finding a golden fleece might have been easier.
Mibs could give me a hint on cweus, but somehow ..... well I think he likes to see me squirm a little ...... a lot.
Maybe China in her grace and mercy will put me out of my misery. Oh this is a quest, finding a golden fleece might have been easier.
Naomi, I am certain that China and Mibs will remember Noxlumos, or obNOXious, as he is now known.
He is as I recall, forty something, from N. Ireland, holds a degree, owns several businesses, (cars and property), is an atheist, but practices "Kaos Magick," (or did), and his marriage broke down when Mrs Nox did a runner with her lover. (He lives in England now)
His posts were always polite in the extreme, but he holds some strong opinions, and is ready to lose his temper occasionally, as he did to me once when I criticised the lifestyle of Gypsies, (tramps and thieves). I'll try to find the link for you.
He left AB to go to Chatterbank with a few others, one or two of whom have begun to return I notice.
All the info above was posted in the public domain of the main forum of AB , so it is not a breach of confidentiality or trust.
The bottom line is, in any debate, you will probably like him.
He is as I recall, forty something, from N. Ireland, holds a degree, owns several businesses, (cars and property), is an atheist, but practices "Kaos Magick," (or did), and his marriage broke down when Mrs Nox did a runner with her lover. (He lives in England now)
His posts were always polite in the extreme, but he holds some strong opinions, and is ready to lose his temper occasionally, as he did to me once when I criticised the lifestyle of Gypsies, (tramps and thieves). I'll try to find the link for you.
He left AB to go to Chatterbank with a few others, one or two of whom have begun to return I notice.
All the info above was posted in the public domain of the main forum of AB , so it is not a breach of confidentiality or trust.
The bottom line is, in any debate, you will probably like him.
First of all, Theland, I have to take issue with you. You say China and Mibs will remember him. Does that mean you think I'm losing my marbles - or at least my memory? Actually, when you mentioned Kaos Magick, I realised I do remember him - but only for that. I don't recall any details about him at all though. I just remember I thought him a bit weird, so more or less ignored him.
If all his posts have been removed, maybe he disappeared because he was banned.
What do you mean he left AB to go to Chatterbank? Is there something else called Chatterbank, other than the Chatterbank section of this site? I've never been into other chat sites. I have enough trouble finding the time to keep up with this one! Do many people on AB chat elsewhere?
If all his posts have been removed, maybe he disappeared because he was banned.
What do you mean he left AB to go to Chatterbank? Is there something else called Chatterbank, other than the Chatterbank section of this site? I've never been into other chat sites. I have enough trouble finding the time to keep up with this one! Do many people on AB chat elsewhere?
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