Mibs! The toilet? You should have gone before you came in here! How thoughtless! That wasn't the question i had in mind. But if you must, it's outside, second left after the wine cellar! And do hurry!
Yes Naomi, you can keep your plaster on, and yes, you can keep your handkerchief.
What now? You refuse to take your shoes off China? Oh OK but it's not cricket you know! Ouch! Watch those sharp heels!
Luna! Let go of me! I said a team hug, not a bl00dy orgy!
I can hear flushing, Mibs should be back now, so can we get started?
You had better start the Q & A session Naomi, while Mibs is finding his way back.
Off you go then dear, remember, no holds barred, as if you needed reminding!