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Or should I buy a pad in punta extapa. (:o)
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<shuffles in wearing rainhat>
there'll be no more bonka & low flying 'rubbery things' today thank you, the weekend's over....
mornin' folks...
Kit, you've just been given the position of supervisor.....
best of luck persuading this rabble to clock in...
yes, I dream in colour & smell & sound....in fact it's all animated cartoon like in the Rupert annuals....I always wanted to live in Nutwood, haha.
Plots? Funnily enough I don't lose them in my dreams & there's usually a story going on...and I can go back to the same one if I've woken up, as long as I want to of course.
the flying dreams are the best, but I've not had one of those for ages.... make of that what you will...
good to have you back jno but did you have to bring a bag of leaves with you? I was hoping for duty free bottled sunshine....
so erm, do you work for the British Broadcorping Castration?
might have guessed Vincent was getting plastered.....here rub some algipan on your stiff bits...that'll get you whistling
this is how we do it back 'home'... :o)
there'll be no more bonka & low flying 'rubbery things' today thank you, the weekend's over....
mornin' folks...
Kit, you've just been given the position of supervisor.....
best of luck persuading this rabble to clock in...
yes, I dream in colour & smell & sound....in fact it's all animated cartoon like in the Rupert annuals....I always wanted to live in Nutwood, haha.
Plots? Funnily enough I don't lose them in my dreams & there's usually a story going on...and I can go back to the same one if I've woken up, as long as I want to of course.
the flying dreams are the best, but I've not had one of those for ages.... make of that what you will...
good to have you back jno but did you have to bring a bag of leaves with you? I was hoping for duty free bottled sunshine....
so erm, do you work for the British Broadcorping Castration?
might have guessed Vincent was getting plastered.....here rub some algipan on your stiff bits...that'll get you whistling
this is how we do it back 'home'... :o)
ooh, going back to a nice dream, wish I could do that but I can't. Once it stops it stops. No, I don't work at the beeb but I know someone who does (and is thinking of leaving, fed up with overwork and storms in teacups about Blue Peter). I have a completely different job all of my own... which I would also like to leave for similar reasons. In fact I had the opportunity a year ago and didn't take it, which I now regret a lot. I could sell the gold in my teeth and finance a comfortable retirement, preferably involving lots of travelling.
Yoohoo jno nice to see you again .Sounds as if you had a good time .Where are my KrIspy Kremes and Reeces Peanut Butter Cups?
You ate them on the way back ? Tut !
Dank and dreary here ...it's supposed to get up to the dizzy heights of 20C later in the week but I won't hold my breath or get my flip flops out ...
Amusing story for Monday ... just for Vinny
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."
What's your name?" she asked.
He said, "Bob Titzenbier"
You ate them on the way back ? Tut !
Dank and dreary here ...it's supposed to get up to the dizzy heights of 20C later in the week but I won't hold my breath or get my flip flops out ...
Amusing story for Monday ... just for Vinny
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."
What's your name?" she asked.
He said, "Bob Titzenbier"
thought I'd better put in an evening appearance...don't want the Swedish woman kitapulting K�ttbullar at me....so erm, hello.
lol mrs s....but don't give him ideas, he might decide to change his AB name & I'm not wandering around the corridors late at night hollerin' 'Titzenbier!' every time he goes awol.
erm, hope we won't be finding those in this year's brantub jno...sorry, do we have to call it Surprise Santa nowadays? oh heck, I daresay Vinny thinks that's a different thing altogether ;o)
maggie & Jude I thought you'd be camping outside the new Westfields shopping centre to be the first in, true BiddyBargain style...looks like my worst nightmare, just doing a virtual tour made me feel dizzy.
lol mrs s....but don't give him ideas, he might decide to change his AB name & I'm not wandering around the corridors late at night hollerin' 'Titzenbier!' every time he goes awol.
erm, hope we won't be finding those in this year's brantub jno...sorry, do we have to call it Surprise Santa nowadays? oh heck, I daresay Vinny thinks that's a different thing altogether ;o)
maggie & Jude I thought you'd be camping outside the new Westfields shopping centre to be the first in, true BiddyBargain style...looks like my worst nightmare, just doing a virtual tour made me feel dizzy.
hahahahaha...Thats brill Shaney...
An elderly gentleman went to the local chemist and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't p-is-s on my shoes." hehe..!(:O)
An elderly gentleman went to the local chemist and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't p-is-s on my shoes." hehe..!(:O)
Hi Robi hope you're ok. I am going down to town on Wednesday. Going to get some tickets for the Playhouse (Stepping Out) and then having a look round the new Centre. Can't wait to have a look in Per Una. Vinny you get worse. Still it did make me laugh.
Hope you had a good time Jno or are you still away, I can't keep up.
Hi Shaney it's been a lovely day here and I've been to Burton to see a friend and we went out for lunch and she treated me so when she comes over to Derby it's my turn. She wants to come and look at the new Centre too. It opens tomorrow so I'm keepering out of it for one day.
Hope you all have a good night :o)
Hope you had a good time Jno or are you still away, I can't keep up.
Hi Shaney it's been a lovely day here and I've been to Burton to see a friend and we went out for lunch and she treated me so when she comes over to Derby it's my turn. She wants to come and look at the new Centre too. It opens tomorrow so I'm keepering out of it for one day.
Hope you all have a good night :o)
greetings from a soggy Derby...
found a dead, slightly flattened earwig in one of my wellies this morning, which suggests I've probably worn them with a live earwig in there...
just thought I'd share that with you.
that's as exciting as it gets I think, although the day is young....:o)
I really fancy some marmite, haven't had any for years....
found a dead, slightly flattened earwig in one of my wellies this morning, which suggests I've probably worn them with a live earwig in there...
just thought I'd share that with you.
that's as exciting as it gets I think, although the day is young....:o)
I really fancy some marmite, haven't had any for years....
Morning good biddyfolk..!
mr titzenbier ere...hehe..!
I didnt notice ribena slip in there last night...supprise santa bran tub...wats she talking bout..shes in moo moo land .now I am confused...(:O)save's jno's slippers fer the bran tubby thingy...could make a few xmas angels and use them wing thingys to...(:O).
Octopus walks into a bar,says:!I bet I can play any musical instrument!.Bloke gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.2nd bloke says:!Bet you cant play the piano!.The octopus plays better than Elton john.Jock gives him bagpipes,the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused.Jock says:!Ha,can ye nae play it?!Octopus says:!play it?i'll sh*g it as soon as I get its Pyjamas off.! hahahaha...its the way I tell erm..(*_*)
mr titzenbier ere...hehe..!
I didnt notice ribena slip in there last night...supprise santa bran tub...wats she talking bout..shes in moo moo land .now I am confused...(:O)save's jno's slippers fer the bran tubby thingy...could make a few xmas angels and use them wing thingys to...(:O).
Octopus walks into a bar,says:!I bet I can play any musical instrument!.Bloke gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.2nd bloke says:!Bet you cant play the piano!.The octopus plays better than Elton john.Jock gives him bagpipes,the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused.Jock says:!Ha,can ye nae play it?!Octopus says:!play it?i'll sh*g it as soon as I get its Pyjamas off.! hahahaha...its the way I tell erm..(*_*)
Oh for pete's sake Robinia where did you get that octopus PVC from so quickly... it's uncanny...
Hello possums and welcome home jno. I want to see a baby whale too. (Did you get any picture?) Psst, biddies, jno has "a completely different job all of my own" - you don't suppose...? / Speaking of gentlemen, jno, I like the saying that "he was every other inch a gentleman".
Me supervisor - I'm honoured, Robinia, but I may have to decline - it's too exhausting. But yes I'll make one final effort: Vinny: Don't do that! (Staying away like that.) I worry! Dog got your nose, cat got your tongue, I thought perhaps Burts got your finger. "???" I hear them say. Well there's a deli on my street and they sell Burts hand fried, Bloody Mary flavour (!) potato chips made in Roborough, Devon, and it says on the back of the bag that they've burnt a few fingers along the way. The bag I bought says "Grown in field: Sowley. Fried by: Mike, 25 4 07 11:38" Gee. So now I even get to know which yokel's burnt flesh I'm savouring. Say hello to Mike for me should you meet him, Vinny - see if he's still got all his fingers about him.
Robinia your whistling aliens reminded me of a children's programme when I was a kid, Humle & Dumle. They lived in Captain Beckdahl's larder... and that show was such a big deal here 'cos nobody could figure out how the trick was done...!!
sing your heart out lennox
Bye for now. And no more plaster caster nostalgia with << her next door, Vinny.
Hello possums and welcome home jno. I want to see a baby whale too. (Did you get any picture?) Psst, biddies, jno has "a completely different job all of my own" - you don't suppose...? / Speaking of gentlemen, jno, I like the saying that "he was every other inch a gentleman".
Me supervisor - I'm honoured, Robinia, but I may have to decline - it's too exhausting. But yes I'll make one final effort: Vinny: Don't do that! (Staying away like that.) I worry! Dog got your nose, cat got your tongue, I thought perhaps Burts got your finger. "???" I hear them say. Well there's a deli on my street and they sell Burts hand fried, Bloody Mary flavour (!) potato chips made in Roborough, Devon, and it says on the back of the bag that they've burnt a few fingers along the way. The bag I bought says "Grown in field: Sowley. Fried by: Mike, 25 4 07 11:38" Gee. So now I even get to know which yokel's burnt flesh I'm savouring. Say hello to Mike for me should you meet him, Vinny - see if he's still got all his fingers about him.
Robinia your whistling aliens reminded me of a children's programme when I was a kid, Humle & Dumle. They lived in Captain Beckdahl's larder... and that show was such a big deal here 'cos nobody could figure out how the trick was done...!!
sing your heart out lennox
Bye for now. And no more plaster caster nostalgia with << her next door, Vinny.
Evenin..hic..! its my day off the morrow so no tellin me offooh kip..I know mike..he says on that date he caught is willy in the crisp crimpler....rather u than me...eeek..!
her next door has gone to her pad in teneriffe fer a month..she asked if I was interested in going over in the new year and do a bit of decorating...erm..have to think about that one...dont fancy being her toy boy....mind you..if the moneys right...i could always lay down and think of ENG╫AND...hehe..!(:O) im only yoking...!things we say today..will we remember♥ x to shaney robinia jude maggie netti dolly jno kip hic.!(((*_*)))
her next door has gone to her pad in teneriffe fer a month..she asked if I was interested in going over in the new year and do a bit of decorating...erm..have to think about that one...dont fancy being her toy boy....mind you..if the moneys right...i could always lay down and think of ENG╫AND...hehe..!(:O) im only yoking...!things we say today..will we remember♥ x to shaney robinia jude maggie netti dolly jno kip hic.!(((*_*)))
morning doooodes....
the gloom's just lifting - & I mean my mood, not the weather...I woke up to that bl00dy awful Katie Melua song....yes dear, 'If you were a cushion, I'd punch you....'
I'd rather have shaney's bell clanging....
Kit, you were lucky to have cute (?) pantry puppets - we had MUCH scarier images on watch with mother...
no wonder we're all basket cases
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the gloom's just lifting - & I mean my mood, not the weather...I woke up to that bl00dy awful Katie Melua song....yes dear, 'If you were a cushion, I'd punch you....'
I'd rather have shaney's bell clanging....
Kit, you were lucky to have cute (?) pantry puppets - we had MUCH scarier images on watch with mother...
no wonder we're all basket cases
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