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Or should I buy a pad in punta extapa. (:o)
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More useless information for Mondays ....
I had a randy cow chase me up a dyke road many years ago when we lived in Holland . I have never cycled so fast or sweated so much in my life as a bull was approaching side on and an irate farmer was running behind the cow waving a stick. He kept yelling at me to shut the gate which he had left open in the first place ..silly old fool.Eddie Merx had nothing on me that day . You couldn't make it up could you .It was like something out of one of those silent films .
I shall be writing to Baz about you neti ..oooh you are fickle .
I had a randy cow chase me up a dyke road many years ago when we lived in Holland . I have never cycled so fast or sweated so much in my life as a bull was approaching side on and an irate farmer was running behind the cow waving a stick. He kept yelling at me to shut the gate which he had left open in the first place ..silly old fool.Eddie Merx had nothing on me that day . You couldn't make it up could you .It was like something out of one of those silent films .
I shall be writing to Baz about you neti ..oooh you are fickle .
Gud mornin.
its a bootifull day...well it would be if the sun came out. That reminds me of when I was a kid Shaney,I went apple scrumping on this land in a village called "whitesheet" where the monkery was.This bloomin great bull started chasing me and I climbed up a tree when this big fat friendly monk appeared.He was suckin a bar of rock.And he waved me down and walked me to the gate...he never spoke but he had the biggest smile you ever did see,why it was enough fer 2 faces.
he was carrying a sythe and he started cutting the grass.and waved me off.Funny how you remember somethings init...oh i netti....erm..oh yeah talking about jezebels, did any one see that prog on...hehe..!!.(:O)
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its a bootifull day...well it would be if the sun came out. That reminds me of when I was a kid Shaney,I went apple scrumping on this land in a village called "whitesheet" where the monkery was.This bloomin great bull started chasing me and I climbed up a tree when this big fat friendly monk appeared.He was suckin a bar of rock.And he waved me down and walked me to the gate...he never spoke but he had the biggest smile you ever did see,why it was enough fer 2 faces.
he was carrying a sythe and he started cutting the grass.and waved me off.Funny how you remember somethings init...oh i netti....erm..oh yeah talking about jezebels, did any one see that prog on...hehe..!!.(:O)
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a'noon
lol, yep I had a mad cow encounter too...
I was taking my previous dog Mac to the fields & river but first you have to go up a narrow lane flanked by high shrubs. Suddenly I heard a thundering noise & cattle mooing & a huge herd of escaping cows came stampeding towards us. There was just enough room to stand aside but Mac who'd normally be vocal & jumping around at the sight of them (he thought all creatures were his mates) was rigid with his mouth open & eyes like saucers....when they'd gone he gave me a look that said 'sh1te, that was close'... haha
lol, yep I had a mad cow encounter too...
I was taking my previous dog Mac to the fields & river but first you have to go up a narrow lane flanked by high shrubs. Suddenly I heard a thundering noise & cattle mooing & a huge herd of escaping cows came stampeding towards us. There was just enough room to stand aside but Mac who'd normally be vocal & jumping around at the sight of them (he thought all creatures were his mates) was rigid with his mouth open & eyes like saucers....when they'd gone he gave me a look that said 'sh1te, that was close'... haha
Well, we also had an encounter with"steers" as they are called in Cornwall. Mr N and I were living in a mobile home (No not trailer trash - were were waiting for the house contract to be signed) in a place call North Country nr Redruth, it was desolate and lonely in mid-winter, as we'd just moved from London. I was sitting in the van when it started rocking (hey wait for me I thought) then realised I was alone, so looked out the window and there were 2 or 3 steer scratching their backs on the side of me van, it was shaking like crazy and I was terrified! Honestly thought the van was going over, but then they moved off. It seems that the farmer let them regularly and they wouldn't hurt a flea. Moved into our house pretty damned quick after that, I can tell you.
hahaha...I remember I had a job one summer cleaning every road sign in the county (not towns)in north devon right up to the somerset border and down to the cornish border bloomin hot summer it was toand we only done a dozen a day..it lasted 10 months...all those old pubs brill...! anyways to cut a short story long..we came across about a hundred sheep with no farmer in sight. me mate and me put them in this field with a load more sheep.I always think back and imagine the farmer scratching is head and thinking how the hell did they get in there...hehe..!(:O)
and from this side
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hehe, this is better than washing & ironing.
took the lads when they were small to one of those pets corner places where you could buy food to give the animals (cheek)...they were dithering about when a bl00dy tall goat leaned over the fence, snatched the bag & ate it all - including the bag. They bawled their eyes out.... :o)
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hehe, this is better than washing & ironing.
took the lads when they were small to one of those pets corner places where you could buy food to give the animals (cheek)...they were dithering about when a bl00dy tall goat leaned over the fence, snatched the bag & ate it all - including the bag. They bawled their eyes out.... :o)
Hi All Hope you are all ok today.
Here's another bit of U.Info. for you. I went to the Doone Valley one year and we went on a horse ride down the valley - Well I had never been on a horse before (Oh well donkey ar the seaside maybe) and my horse decided to go for a gallop without my permission and there I was hanging on until he decided to stop. My feet came out of the stirrups and I was s*** scared I can tell you. Even the ill fitting hat came off. What made it worse was all the other riders were laughing at me. Never again!!
Me and Maggie have been lunching again today. Went to a pub called The Kings Corner. They have built a crafty smoking room onto the side of the pub. It looks just like another room but has lattice for walls open to the air outside.
Here's another bit of U.Info. for you. I went to the Doone Valley one year and we went on a horse ride down the valley - Well I had never been on a horse before (Oh well donkey ar the seaside maybe) and my horse decided to go for a gallop without my permission and there I was hanging on until he decided to stop. My feet came out of the stirrups and I was s*** scared I can tell you. Even the ill fitting hat came off. What made it worse was all the other riders were laughing at me. Never again!!
Me and Maggie have been lunching again today. Went to a pub called The Kings Corner. They have built a crafty smoking room onto the side of the pub. It looks just like another room but has lattice for walls open to the air outside.
It seems we've found the common biddy denominator. Believe it or not but I was once attacked by an evil horse. He was being mean just for the fun of it. I was walking backwards as quickly as I could to get away from him and he was coming after me, faster and faster, hitting me again and again with his head, lowering and raising it with force. God I was scared. Another time I fell off a horse and fractured my arm close to the shoulder... apparently I'm not good with horses.
Yet another time I was chased by an insane swan... which sounds funny... and probably looked funny... I was gonna write "but it wasn't" (and it wasn't!) but I'm suddenly overwhelmed by how funny it must have looked!
Back a little later!
Yet another time I was chased by an insane swan... which sounds funny... and probably looked funny... I was gonna write "but it wasn't" (and it wasn't!) but I'm suddenly overwhelmed by how funny it must have looked!
Back a little later!
Would someone tell Shaney to put something on, I'm embarrassed for her.
Jesus, Robinia, you wake up at 5, 6 and 7 - do you chime as well?? Thanks for reminding me of where jno went - I did read that but it had completely slipped my mind until you started quoting about foliage and stuff. / Well no I don't think we're talking about the same kind of spacebars because I'm sure as hell not breaking any land speed records except when chased by a swan of course. Mine are more like a food snack with a smoked flavour. Oh and that store, they've got this chutney from Swaziland - Strawberry & Chili, yes yes YES...
Half dog and half puma, oh okay Vinny, let's play fool-the-foreigner again, I'm game! I'm very easily fooled, almost nothing seems unbelievable to me (and dogs and wolves do hit it off now and then don't you know.) God knows I should be wary of carpet cleaners with a history of sending me off on a fool's errand to Barsetshire as well as making me rummage the pockets of the internet for a piecost and so I wasn't quite sure what to make of your wolves-in-the-valley statement either. But lo and behold (just below the map). What a beautiful image - the thickly wooded valley. Do you know why the wolves aren't there anymore, Vinny? Well... it came to their knowledge you have contacts in Sweden and if there's one thing they fear it's a howling Swede (Click explanatory text to the right.)
Sigh, I need new computer glasses again. I have four different kinds of glasses altogether... Still I'd have to say it's worth it
Bye now.
Jesus, Robinia, you wake up at 5, 6 and 7 - do you chime as well?? Thanks for reminding me of where jno went - I did read that but it had completely slipped my mind until you started quoting about foliage and stuff. / Well no I don't think we're talking about the same kind of spacebars because I'm sure as hell not breaking any land speed records except when chased by a swan of course. Mine are more like a food snack with a smoked flavour. Oh and that store, they've got this chutney from Swaziland - Strawberry & Chili, yes yes YES...
Half dog and half puma, oh okay Vinny, let's play fool-the-foreigner again, I'm game! I'm very easily fooled, almost nothing seems unbelievable to me (and dogs and wolves do hit it off now and then don't you know.) God knows I should be wary of carpet cleaners with a history of sending me off on a fool's errand to Barsetshire as well as making me rummage the pockets of the internet for a piecost and so I wasn't quite sure what to make of your wolves-in-the-valley statement either. But lo and behold (just below the map). What a beautiful image - the thickly wooded valley. Do you know why the wolves aren't there anymore, Vinny? Well... it came to their knowledge you have contacts in Sweden and if there's one thing they fear it's a howling Swede (Click explanatory text to the right.)
Sigh, I need new computer glasses again. I have four different kinds of glasses altogether... Still I'd have to say it's worth it
Bye now.
SMOKING!!?....how very tuttable, come here at once & let me slap these nicotine patches on....
...No, Vinny, not there!.... pull them up this minute.
oh, I quite like horses, (I'm a horse in chinese astrology, lol...anyone who says an old nag.......) but I've only ever ridden one once a long time ago. I know how scary swans can be though, my cousin's dog used to wade in the water to them but soon turned tail when they rose up & hissed at him!
...No, Vinny, not there!.... pull them up this minute.
oh, I quite like horses, (I'm a horse in chinese astrology, lol...anyone who says an old nag.......) but I've only ever ridden one once a long time ago. I know how scary swans can be though, my cousin's dog used to wade in the water to them but soon turned tail when they rose up & hissed at him!
Hello again. NooooooKit I'm a non-smoking biddy. We couldn't miss the smokeplace at the pub cos it was right next to the main entrance. I put my head between the trellis to look inside. There was even a small woodburning fireplace. I'm sure it's not legal but Maggie reckons it's ok. She doesn't smoke either in case you wondered.
Well..I don't know about Bong Bing ..we'll just have to change it to Ding Dong or Big Ben .
..and I'll have you know I had my dear little St Johns dress on ,which was slate grey ,whilst dancing with the skellie ,complete with white elasticated cuffs and a white headband .I must have looked like a ten year old Mother Teresa.... but I was no saint .....start as you mean to go on is my motto .:)
My mother used to say I was enough to make a saint cry ..ooh lawd when I think back....
..and I'll have you know I had my dear little St Johns dress on ,which was slate grey ,whilst dancing with the skellie ,complete with white elasticated cuffs and a white headband .I must have looked like a ten year old Mother Teresa.... but I was no saint .....start as you mean to go on is my motto .:)
My mother used to say I was enough to make a saint cry ..ooh lawd when I think back....
Good Morning.
Are you trying to say robinia's a bit hehe Kip..!! okay,Are go along with that..hahaha..! blimey kip..you cant remember where jno went but you remember all my erm...exaggerations...its just not fair..(:O) ..its sunny here at the mo..right must have me breakys and then Im attempting to put some false beams up in my bar...
ive got some festoon lights coming today for xmas like the pubs have for xmasyolook brill outside.. I know its early but I couldnt get any last year....catch yer later dude's>>>whoosh>>robinia slap a patch on this...quick before they all wake up..!!(:O)
happy days::~~(((*_*)))~~::
Are you trying to say robinia's a bit hehe Kip..!! okay,Are go along with that..hahaha..! blimey kip..you cant remember where jno went but you remember all my erm...exaggerations...its just not fair..(:O) ..its sunny here at the mo..right must have me breakys and then Im attempting to put some false beams up in my bar...
ive got some festoon lights coming today for xmas like the pubs have for xmasyolook brill outside.. I know its early but I couldnt get any last year....catch yer later dude's>>>whoosh>>robinia slap a patch on this...quick before they all wake up..!!(:O)
happy days::~~(((*_*)))~~::
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