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What Confucius Didn't Say
*Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.*
*Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.*
*Better to be *** off than *** on.*
*Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.*
*Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.*
*Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.*
*Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.*
*War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.*
*Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.*
*It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.*
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.*
*Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.*
*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement..*
*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.*
*Finally CONFUCIUS also didn't SAY. . ........*
*"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood !"*
*Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.*
*Better to be *** off than *** on.*
*Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.*
*Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.*
*Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.*
*Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.*
*War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.*
*Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.*
*It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.*
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.*
*Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.*
*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement..*
*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.*
*Finally CONFUCIUS also didn't SAY. . ........*
*"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood !"*
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Great stuff! Another one he didn't sat: Women who cook meat and peas in same pot, velly unhygenic!
19:02 Tue 05th Jan 2016