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retrocop | 23:45 Mon 04th Jan 2016 | Jokes
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*Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.*

*Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.*

*Better to be *** off than *** on.*

*Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.*

*Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.*

*Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.*

*Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.*

*War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.*

*Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.*

*It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.*

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.*

*Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.*

*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement..*

*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.*

*Finally CONFUCIUS also didn't SAY. . ........*

*"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood !"*





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Great stuff! Another one he didn't sat: Women who cook meat and peas in same pot, velly unhygenic!
19:02 Tue 05th Jan 2016
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No 3 pearl of wisdom was peed if you hadn't guessed :-)
I like them
Great stuff!

Another one he didn't sat: Women who cook meat and peas in same pot, velly unhygenic!
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Chipchopper
Ahhhh So le Velly good. :-)
"Man with hole in pocket , he feel c**ky all day"


Dave
Confucius say, "Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge."
She was only the football supporters daughter but she liked her udders field!
Naah, she was only the Admiral's daughter, but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.
Confucius him say: "Retired policeman from Clapham Junction, him no longer have truncheon function"
Will blind man making investment see again?
He who is trying to catch woman should try lass Sue...
Better to be *** off than *** on.*
Pres Johnson tweaked that one to say of a colleague, I'd rather have him inside the tent ******* out than outside******* in.
Him who take girl in wood on hill him not on the level!

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