A Fishy Tale.

[Patsy33]

Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries. I could have been krilled......

[frugalfred]

I knew a hermit who had the crabs...

[Patsy33]

Well, you could hit me side ways!

[marval]

It's a very funny sight when you see a clown fish.

[Patsy33]

Did he have a balloon?.....

[marval]

No balloon, but eel get one later, after he has been to the ice rink for a skate.

[Patsy33]

All this talk about the ice-skate is making me cold! I'll put my shoal around shoulders....

[tonyav]

Is that the one in the herring bone pattern, Patsy.

[marval]

I had to have an operation a while back, unfortunately I misread the leaflet. It was performed by a sturgeon.

[Patsy33]

I'd like to hear more about this Marval. Drop me a line.......

[marval]

I will, it is a reel good story.

[tonyav]

You might find something on the net.

[Patsy33]

As long as it isn't phishing.....

[tonyav]

Well I trawled the net and found nothing.

[frugalfred]

he made funny faces - and boy, did he gurn 'ard!

[frugalfred]

I used to play in the Halle - but got the sack.

[frugalfred]

Damn, it's raining on my lorry load - better put the tarp on.

[Patsy33]

Raining? Better put you Mackeral on....

[retrocop]

Am lost at thinking any more puns but might Ling.....err.... a little longer.

[retrocop]

I ate some fish earlier. I think it was a bit off. I felt sick and my skin came out in a Wrass.

[Patsy33]

My friend Su,shi is joining us soon for a fish supper...