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[Patsy33]

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like their tone of voice.....

[marval]

I lost my job as a tailor, they said I wasn't suited for it.

[Patsy33]

I got sacked from my last job as a mechanic. Told me I was lazy. I just couldn't get myself into gear....

[marval]

I quit my job in the orange juice factory, I just couldn't concentrate.

[1ozzy]

Heinz sacked me, after I spilled the beans on them.

[Patsy33]

I used to work in a match factory until they got fed up with me keep striking...

[1ozzy]

It was a sad parting on my last day as a barber.

[tonyav]

I got sacked as an optician because I made a spectacle of my self.

[tonyav]

I used to work as a dodgem supervisor but they sacked me, I took them to a tribunal though I claimed funfair dismissal.

[Patsy33]

I lost my job at local swimming pool, they told me I was out of my depth..

[1ozzy]

I quit my job as an executioner, couldn't get the hang of things.

[Chipchopper]

A man dubbed 'the human cannon ball' quit his job last week, after years of cunning stunts.
A former colleague said: "It will be difficult to replace a man of his caliber"

[tonyav]

I got sacked from the massage parlour, the boss said I rubbed people up the wrong way.

[1ozzy]

I used to have a binding contract with a printing company, I didn't stick with it.

[Patsy33]

I worked for a trampoline sales company , off and on...

[1ozzy]

I netted a good job on a trawler.

[Patsy33]

Had to leave my job as a refuse collector. I was always down in the dumps.....
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[1ozzy]

I lost my job at the dairy, apparently I was udderly incompetent.

[magicmick]

I got a job at a bakery I needed the dough, I thought it would be a plzza cake, but I got the sack the boss said my work had shrivelled up.

[Patsy33]

I used to be a coalman, but I got the sack..

[tonyav]

I used to work at the muffler factory but I found it to exhausting.