The Scales Never Lie

[Chipchopper]

A woman caught her husband holding in his stomach while standing on the bathroom scales.
"That won't do any good Bruce, that's about as pointless as standing on one leg, you know"

"Actually it helps a lot" says the man, "its the only way I can see the numbers on the scales"...

[Sqad]

LOL

[Hopkirk]

Probably not far from the truth for some people.

[frugalfred]

I confess.

[Berniecuddles2]

thats me...pmsl
hows things fred?

[Patsy33]

I've no problem on that scale. It's a couple of other things that get in the way.....

[Hopkirk]

Picture please Patsy

[Patsy33]

Right away Hopkirk... In your dreams!! Haha....

[Butterbun]

lol.

[Khandro]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&;tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1208&bih=692&q=mc+gill+cartoon%2C+my+little+willy&oq=mc+gill+cartoon%2C+my+little+willy&gs_l=img.12...3000.20660.0.22878.32.8.0.24.0.0.161.1011.0j7.7.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..1.6.889...0j0i10k1.WxjWYjeLBxA#imgrc=5pUO2gwoFDnxXM%3A

[Patsy33]

Ha ha... Good ones!

[Chipchopper]

Many of those answers were off the scale! :-)

[cupid04]

I stood on one of them 'speak your weight' machines once and it said to me only one at a time please ;0(

[marval]

I am going on a diet, I shall weight before I get on the scales.

[Togo]

Me too Patsy. (^_*)

[Togo]

Picture for Hopkirk :))

http://i65.tinypic.com/28rhyma.jpg